Ashley Porter's Predictions in Inside Football - Comedy GOLD

[Rik E Boy]

Headings from Inside Football

1. ROCKET ROOSTERS (Sue him I say Wedge)
3. DOGS OUT AT NIGHT (Who let the Dogs out?)*
3. STILL (Very) TRYING* (But Watts' the go?)
4. TIGERS ROARING (LMAO)
5. HILL CLIMB (A steep learning curve for the Legs)
6. LEADING THE BLUES (A Blues Brother? 5hit. They still owe you money fool)
7. PIES' TURNOVER (A half baked prediction??)
8. BUSY BLOODS (A band aid solution perhaps?)
9. YOUNG AT HEART (But a spoon in the kitchen according to Ashley)

IS THIS GUY ON DRUGS?? The Yabs fourth, the Cashed up southerners last and Port Magpie$$$$$$$$$$$$ 7th?? Does this guy still live in Adelaide??

regards,

REB

*Apparently no one is going to finish second this season, which must be a huge relief to the Eagles.

[Wedgie]

I didn't know he was still alive, haven't seen anything from him since the days of the News and the Footy Times!

PS I think Rocket Rooster has been around longer than my website, bless 'im.

[am Bays]

Memo to REB on Porter's prediction of Glenelg finishing 4th

He is still trying to suck up to us after his hatchet job on Scooter Salisbury in The Advertiser after the 1990 Foundation Cup final. That pr!ck owes us!!

Viscious head but by Champion on Scooters elbow........

[Booney]

Memo to REB on Porter's prediction of Glenelg finishing 4th

He is still trying to suck up to us after his hatchet job on Scooter Salisbury in The Advertiser after the 1990 Foundation Cup final. That pr!ck owes us!!

Viscious head but by Champion on Scooters elbow........

Im still dirty on the Home builder.

[portentous]

I'd assumed that Ashley Porter was no longer with us, and I guess he isn't. Someone bookmark it!

[Kevin]

A true Port man is our Ashley.

But he never let his bias show through in his journalism.

[Jimmy]

Headings from Inside Football
6. LEADING THE BLUES (A Blues Brother? 5hit. They still owe you money fool)

HAHAHA :D