by Corona Man » Mon Oct 23, 2023 12:00 pm
Last Friday - 18 holes Twilight
The deal at Bundoora GC is on all through Summer - $15 unlimited golf after 3.00pm.
Friday was shaping up as a quiet day on the work front. By 1.00pm I think I'd received, and dealt with 4 e-mails for the day! Big boss not in, my boss working from home. So I was the only Rep in the office, there are 6 of us. Ok, I am out here by 2.30pm. Drive up from Dandenong completed in under an hour. Get changed in the car park (into shorts) and walk into the Pro Shop, pay my dues & I am away. Esky with 4 Corona's that had been on ice since 7.00am that morning strapped to the buggy.
2 blokes on the first tee, invite me to play through. so it was a bit rushed, and I was still a bit stiff from the hour drive up the Eastlink. Proceed to hit 4 awful shots, before a shank into the green side bunker! Not the start I was looking for. 2nd hole not that much better, but at least I was now away and not holding up the 2 blokes who let me through.
3rd hole is a tight, but not overly long par 5. Stealth driver deployed. Hit it with a touch of fade, but reasonably well, get down to it, just off fairway, sitting ok'ish, and I am 210 out, down hill. Hit a poor 3 wood left into trees. Lucky bounce out to fairway, but need to clear overhanging tree branches, 70 meters out. Sand Wedge to 10 foot. Happy with that.
4th hole - 160 meter uphill par 3. Duffed 4 iron, followed by bladed 9 iron over the back, never to be found. Get ******. I open my first beer.
5th hole - short par 4. Stealth slices into trees right. Not much on offer, decide to hit a 5 iron, and see if I can get lucky. I don't. Hits trees, and richocets left... onto fairway. 100 meters left. Wedge into 12-15 feet.
6th hole. Short par 4. I have driven this hole a few times in the past. Hit Stealth - leaks a little right, and about 20 meters shorts. Flick sand iron to 8 foot. Miss putt. Finish 1st beer.
7th hole - Dog leg left par 5. Plenty of driving room. Stealth deployed, sliced right into god know what, never to be found, in fact I can't be arsed even looking for it. . ****! Re-load, still head right, missing perfectly nice fairway. 8 iron to 100 meteres. Wedge in to 15 feet.
8th hole - 150'ish par 3 playing into the breeze and into the sun. 4 iron leaks right, but pin high. Duff chip, duff second chip, blade third chip. I open the 2nd Corona.
9th hole. Solid par 4 - 380'ish. Stealth deployed. Cracked it, just inside the 150 marker, right hand side fairway. 6 iron pin high right. chip onto green 2 putt.
10th hole. Down hill 170 meter par 3. 4 iron, pushed a little right....at least I think it was, felt like it. Didn't find the ****. 2nd beer emptied.
11th hole - 400m Par 4. Stealth deployed. Cracked down the left hand side (ball played back in stance) of the fairway. 185 in, hybrid - pulled left.
12th hole - another 400 m Par 4. Stealth deployed - sliced to god know where. ******* ****! Re-load. Better shot but still crap, trees right.
13th hole - long par 5. Stealth deployed, pulled left but not awful. 4 iron out, 8 iron in. 3rd beer is opened after putting.
14th hole - short-ish par 4. Stealth deployed. Best drive of the night. Spanked that little white bastard, left centre fairway. 95 meters in - choke down pitching wedge ( I am not on speaking terms with gap wdge) to 8 foot. Rolled in the putt. Finish 3rd beer in celebration.
15th hole - Bloody long Par 4 - 445 or thereabouts. Stealth deployed. Pulled left. Find it, kick it onto fairway. Duff 3 wood. Open last beer. 175 out - 3 iron, struck well, short left. Chip to 8 foot. I felt I was going ok with sand wedge chipping. Using a tip from Paul Gow's how good is golf. Just keeping my weight back up off the ball. As I tend to fall into them at times. Working a treat.
16th hole, short par 4 dogleg left. 3 wood off the tee into good position. 7 iron in, short right. Chip up & 2 put. Open my last beer on the 17th tee as groups in front backed up, included a group of 6. **** heads.
17th hole - mid length (155 m) par 3 down hill to a 2 tier green. Into the wind. 4 Iron pushed right. Chip up, but onto the lower tier, pin is back, on the top tier. 3 stab.
18th hole - short par 5, dog leg right. Stealth deployed. Needs to be left hand side fairway to be a chance of getting home in 2. I hit it down the left side but not that well. Can't get home in 2. smash 3 wood, comes up short. Drop a ball where I wanted to finish, and hit hybrid on. Finish last beer.
Overall in terms of the Stealth, when I hit it ok, it hangs in the air longer than my old driver, so yes I probably have picked up 10-15 Meters, but there is no consistency. Put that down to operator error!
Adjourn to my local pub, while I wait for my Indian take-away - Medium Butter Chicken, Garlic Naan and Basmatti rice to be ready.
Looking for to this Friday!
Last edited by
Corona Man on Mon Oct 23, 2023 2:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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