Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Our Senior VP from Canada here yesterday auditing our induction, WH&S and policies. As someone with no formal HR training I managed to bluff my way through. Although, the next time someone reports being called a wanker apparently I'm not allowed to say "Well, were you being a wanker?".

Someone reported you for calling them a wanker?

Haha! No, they said someone in the factory called them a wanker, I'm the HR person they come too.

[wenchbarwer]

Can imagine Booney walking into the factory

"Alright, which one of you wankers called this wanker a wanker?"

[Pseudo]

Our Senior VP from Canada here yesterday auditing our induction, WH&S and policies. As someone with no formal HR training I managed to bluff my way through. Although, the next time someone reports being called a wanker apparently I'm not allowed to say "Well, were you being a wanker?".

Someone reported you for calling them a wanker?

Haha! No, they said someone in the factory called them a wanker, I'm the HR person they come too.

The correct reply is "Don't waste my time with trivial complaints, you silly wanker".

Ant that is also why I don't work in HR.

[dedja]

They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour.

I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right

Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you.

[Booney]

Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.

[wenchbarwer]

They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour.

I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right

Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you.

Take that win on a Friday!! Glad she had some common sense, too, saves you all dicking around with the council.

[wenchbarwer]

Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.

What a wanker...

[am Bays]

Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.

[Dutchy]

They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour.

I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right

Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you.

Couldnt push it into a side street last night?

[dedja]

Nope, not where it was located.

[Spargo]

Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?

[amber_fluid]

Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?

Or ring ya mother next time

[dedja]

Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?

Or ring ya mother next time

No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me.



women should not be allowed to drive cars

[Armchair expert]

Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?

Or ring ya mother next time

No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me.



women should not be allowed to drive cars

Saudi Arabia was the safest country on Earth until 2018...

[dedja]

[Jimmy_041]

Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?

Or ring ya mother next time

No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me.



women should not be allowed to drive cars

Something fishy here
You know the RAA could have sold you, and changed, the battery last night
Didn't want to pay the full price?

[dedja]

LOL, why pay a min of $150 a year to wait up to 2 hours for someone to change a tyre, jump start … or replace a battery at a grossly inflated price?

They’re really not hard things to do.

[amber_fluid]

LOL, why pay a min of $150 a year to wait up to 2 hours for someone to change a tyre, jump start … or replace a battery at a grossly inflated price?

They’re really not hard things to do.

I used RAA for the 1st time in probably 10 years just recently when my battery went flat in my car(car was only 3 years old) as they use cheap batteries these days.
They were there in 10 minutes and replaced my battery with a new one for $200.
Mechanic mate reckons it’s a good battery as well and not the cheap shit that comes with most new cars.
I wasn’t stuffing around for that price.

[dedja]

So didn’t that battery actually cost you another $1500?

[amber_fluid]

So didn’t that battery actually cost you another $1500?

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