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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 22, 2025 1:12 pm

Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.


I can't recall the lost time I had one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu May 22, 2025 1:29 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.


I can't recall the lost time I had one.

Let us know when you find time…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 22, 2025 4:40 pm

Spargo wrote:
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Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.


I can't recall the lost time I had one.

Let us know when you find time…

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Wed May 28, 2025 12:44 pm

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.

There is a shitload going around

Still getting over it, been a week now.


Nearly 2 weeks since I came down with the flu...well, it was flu on steroids. Can say with assuredness that I haven't been that crook in 10+ years.

Relentless fever and a cough that gave me an insight into the life of a pack a day, 40+ year smoker (to the point I was tested for pneumonia after coughing up blood - scary experience to say the least). Whilst those symptoms have disappeared - the aftereffects are total exhaustion at the end of the day. Now - I work a desk job, so there is absolutely no need for me to be desperately searching for a pillow come 7pm, but here we are.

Mrs. Valleys, vaccinated against Influenza A, lived with myself and Jnr. Valleys (both unvaccinated who came down with it) and didn't even develop a sniffle.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed May 28, 2025 12:46 pm

Covid?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Wed May 28, 2025 12:47 pm

Not Covid - tested negative 3 times.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Tue Jun 03, 2025 10:30 am

Overdue for an update on my friend..

Days in Office:

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Incredible performance in May, came in 4/5 days for the week! A first for the year. It did coincide with a visit from Brisbane from the GM though so not sure if that played a part, but still, well done girl, really took your game to another level.

Sadly though, that week really took it out of her, and required the next 6 days off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Jun 03, 2025 10:32 am

This is the kind of material I signed up to this site for!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jun 03, 2025 10:39 am

How do we apply for a position?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Tue Jun 03, 2025 10:48 am

You know she is on another forum laughing at how much of the piss she is taking.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:29 am

wenchbarwer wrote:This is the kind of material I signed up to this site for!! :lol: :lol:


& arguments about pineapple on pizza
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 03, 2025 2:43 pm

Brodlach wrote:How do we apply for a position?


By the sounds of it she's been in a few positions.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 10, 2025 12:21 pm

Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Tue Jun 10, 2025 12:32 pm

Wasn't sure the vacuum was working properly so I had the genius idea to use some rice to test it. It wasn't working and the rice went everywhere when it hit the spinning spool.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jun 10, 2025 3:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.

things happen in 3s and it sound like Bunnings was the final straw
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 10, 2025 3:22 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.

things happen in 3s and it sound like Bunnings was the final straw

Yep, the final tsunami.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jun 10, 2025 3:29 pm

Shit happens ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 10, 2025 4:04 pm

dedja wrote:Shit happens ...


It's not happening at mine at this point of time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby daysofourlives » Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 12, 2025 7:30 am

Spargo wrote:
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Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.

There is a shitload going around

Still getting over it, been a week now.


Took about 2 weeks to shake it off.
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