5 word story....

[The Dark Knight]

As they're going to be

[locky801]

noticed by their absence because

[The Dark Knight]

You won't have to worry

[locky801]

about the feds calling by

[jackpot jim]

for beer and pizza whilst

[locky801]

others will be hoping for

[jackpot jim]

strippers and hookers for entertainment

[locky801]

which will be supplied from

[mighty_tiger_79]

The iconic Elizabeth Centrelink branch

[locky801]

which seem to have multitudes

[dedja]

of work for the dole

[Brodlach]

programs that include a lot

[dedja]

of out of work strippers

[Brodlach]

because they are so fat

[dedja]

and also have no teeth

[Brodlach]

which makes giving a decent

[dedja]

head job all the more

[locky801]

sloppy as it is difficult

[DOC]

But not as difficult as

[locky801]

the Australian batters are finding