by Rik E Boy » Thu Jul 03, 2025 10:08 am
The Run Home
Yes, lads the bye weeks are (finally) over and we can now talk Premier League finals and who may or may not be there. Reckon the pass mark this season is nine wins which indicates we’ve had a pretty even year despite Poon’s efforts in his back-to-back quest. This means you need to currently have at least 20 points to get to that mark so theoretically there are 14 teams in the hunt. If your mob isn’t in this post then it’s a relegation battle for you. Here’s how I see the rest of the minor round playing out. Tips in bold.
1. Poon Army 40 (Pool Swimmers, Jobby the GOAT, REBCats, Inner Sanctum)
Poon will go in favourites in all four but I’m tipping a last round hiccup before Poon prepares to defend his title next month. A first up final against Ecky is the likely match up. 52 points - 1st.
2. Ecky’s Fevolas 36 (The Willies, Hondo 97-98s, Roosters, Summer of George)
Like Poon deserves to start favourite in all four matches but SuperCoach has a way of throwing up an unexpected spanner and Ecky’s just might be Hondo. I reckon Ecky cops a loss that sees the Fevs cop Poon in their Quallie. 48 points - 4th.
3. Captain Who 36 (Sharks, TEAM_FISH, Pool Swimmers, Jobby the GOAT)
The Captain a pretty consistent team at this level but faces one more massive challenge to hold their top four spot. I reckon FISH gets the chocolates there and the Captain’s first final will be the knockout variety against Hondo . 48 points- 5th.
4. Inner Sanctum 34 (Jobby the GOAT, REBCats, Hondo 97-98s, Poon Army)
Sanctum had a purple patch earlier in the season but might struggle to hold on to their top four spot as that run in looks tough. Reckon they go 50/50 from here and miss the double chance and a possible match up with REBCats in a knockout final. 42 points - 6th.
5. DAISYSDUDS 32 (Roosters, Summer of George, Wild HORNE Berry, Sharks)
I reckon DAISY can win all four of these with George being the toughest of the matches still to play. The DUDS have been in top form of late so they should take Sanctum’s spot in the four and face FISH in week 1 thanks to that excellent percentage. 48 points – 2nd.
6. TEAM_FISH 32 (Mediocre at Best, Captain Who, Head Butters, Billy&The Swingmen)
Like DAISY, FISH will finish strongly and should win all of these but the match against the Captain is a tricky fixture for the FISHy one. I’m tipping FISH overcomes their recent dodgy form and claim 3rd spot and a matchup with DAISY. 48 points – 3rd.
7. REBCats 28 (Hondo 97-98s, Inner Sanctum, Poon Army, Mediocre at Best)
This year’s yo-yo team, I expect more of the same from my boys. Two wins two losses to retain seventh spot and an Elimination final against Sanctum. 36 points – 7th
8. Summer of George 28 (Billy&The Swingmen, DAISYSDUDS, The Willies, Ecky’s Fevolas)
A mixed bag in the run home for George but I can’t see him winning against DAISY or Ecky and he’s no walk-up against Billy either. It’s a tough run in and I don’t think George has the scoring power to make the eight and they’ll do a Richmond and just miss on percentage. 36 points – 9th.
9. Hondo 97-98s 24 (REBCats, Ecky’s Fevolas, Inner Sanctum, Roosters)
Hondo has finally started winning matches at the right end of the season and the next two weeks are crucial. Two of the next three must be won and then the coup de gras against the Chooks in the last round. A tough draw but Hondo scoring well enough to jump George on percentage and face off with Ecky in an Elimination final. 36 points – 8th.
10. Billy&The Swingmen 24 (Summer of George, Wild HORNE Berry, Sharks, TEAM_FISH)
Not a bad season for Billy but I’m not sure he can swing a finals berth. Needs to beat George to stay alive I think and I’m not sure he gets that done. A tough final round match against FISH does Billy no favours either. 32 points – 10th
11. Jobby the GOAT 24 (Inner Sanctum, Poon Army, Mediocre at Best, Captain Who)
Jobby’s papers may be stamped after being overrun by REBCats last week. Much tougher opposition in Sanctum and Poon await in the next two weeks and with another top four side laying in wait on the last weekend, it doesn’t look good for the Scud. 28 points – 11th
12. Sharks 24 (Captain Who, Head Butters, Billy&The Swingmen, DAISYSDUDS)
Despite showing signs of life in the middle of the season, I can’t see Sprio getting the three or four wins needed to replicate last year’s finals appearance. Reckon the Captain closes the door on the Golden Greek this week and I expect the Sharks to fizzle out from here. 28 points – 12th
13. Pool Swimmers 22 (Poon Army, Mediocre at Best, Captain Who, Head Butters)
That draw last week was two points gone begging and I see no joy for Pooly until it’s too late. Need to win the lot so a match up against Poon coming off a loss this week is not great for Pooly’s chances. 26 points – 13th.
14. Roosters 20 (DAISYSDUDS, The Willies, Ecky’s Fevolas, Hondo 97-98s)
It’s been a disappointing year from the normally high-flying Roosters and the chooks would need to revive the ghost of campaigns past to make it this year. Need to win the lot but that draw is doing them no favours. The Roosters just haven’t been scoring enough this season and they will be spectators come August. 24 points – 14th.
REB Sez
1. Poon 52
2. DUDS 48
3. FISH 48
4. Ecky 48
5. Captain 48
6. Sanctum 42
7. REBCats 36
8. Hondo 36
Regards,
REB