Things that give you the sh1ts

[Dutchy]

Jinxing myself

Mentioned to a work mate last week I had got thru Winter without a sniffle, karma has bitten me on the ass this week

I'm reaching my 3rd week tomorrow, still haven't got my voice back.

Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.

[dedja]

Jinxing myself

Mentioned to a work mate last week I had got thru Winter without a sniffle, karma has bitten me on the ass this week

I'm reaching my 3rd week tomorrow, still haven't got my voice back.

Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.

Maybe go a size up with your jocks …

[Lightning McQueen]

Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.

I was sort of working from home, because I was worse in the morning and it wasn't ideal to sit in on our management meeting I would teams it from home and then head in after that.

I was a bit annoyed with another manager in the meeting and was trying to express my disappointment but some words just had no sound

[Armchair expert]

People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME

[Armchair expert]

Firing squad for people who talk to themself when using a computer

[dedja]

People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME

Firing squad for people who talk to themself when using a computer

R U OK?

[Lightning McQueen]

People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME

I wish you were my boss, I had shit I had to tend to and locked myself in my office with a sign on the door featuring a red circle with a line through it.

I was out of the contagious stage by then, fell ill on the Wednesday, WFH until the following Wednesday until I went in around 10ish as someone gave notice, I needed them to sign it off before they changed their mind.

[Booney]

Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.

[heater31]

Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.

Maybe take back the receipt and a plastic bag with a pair of jocks smeared in nutella and demand a refund....

[Booney]

Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.

Maybe take back the receipt and a plastic bag with a pair of jocks smeared in nutella and demand a refund....

And ask for 4 hours of my day back?