Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Aug 25, 2025 7:02 pm

Me too MT
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 25, 2025 7:05 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I dont think he or the car was in the carpark at Hallett Cove..


Dunno, I’m just an idiot ...

Im happy to be wrong its just how I've read it


Unless he works at Hallet Cove shopping centre not many other ways to read it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:43 pm

dedja wrote:
So just so be clear … you were actually in that car park (or whatever) but had nothing to do with it and someone has incorrectly pinged you as the culprit?

My car was with me at work on that day, I've never been to a shopping centre on Lonsdale Road at Hallet Cove.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:05 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:
So just so be clear … you were actually in that car park (or whatever) but had nothing to do with it and someone has incorrectly pinged you as the culprit?

My car was with me at work on that day, I've never been to a shopping centre on Lonsdale Road at Hallet Cove.


Was the ‘witness’ the pinball wizard.?

Definitely fob them off, as mentioned before, the burden of proof in on them, not you.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 26, 2025 8:13 am

dedja wrote:
Was the ‘witness’ the pinball wizard.?

Definitely fob them off, as mentioned before, the burden of proof in on them, not you.


Dunno, I didn't have an interpreter handy when I was talking to the insurance CS rep.

I asked if they had photo evidence at it sounded like they have, I've witnessed a couple of drive offs in carpaprks and I take a photo of both cars.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 26, 2025 11:24 am

They called back this morning:

"Can you please give a statement as to what happened?"
"No, it isn't my car"
"We have photo's proving that your car was there"
"Well send them to me as my car wasn't there"
"We will, I'll just get the witnesses consent along with their statement and send it all through together"
"Na, save yourself some time and just send the photo's through now, what colour is the offending car?"
"White"
"Well you're shit outta luck as my car is grey"
"Oh really? What make"
"Corolla"
"Oh, this is a white Isuzu"
"Well there you go, you're wasting your time and mine and not to mention the stress you put me under"
"Sorry sir, we will end this call now and remove you're name from the investigation"

How amatuer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Aug 26, 2025 11:27 am

:lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 26, 2025 11:31 am

#-o B-( :Hangman:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

I’m only the administrator of the estate of dedja … my yes be yes, my no be no

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:10 pm

In this day and age any banana can check a vehicles make/model/colour via a registration check, wouldn't you think that would be the first thing they'd do upon me contesting?

Even the chick today had me marked as guilty right from the outset, and I was as polite as possible.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:16 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:In this day and age any banana can check a vehicles make/model/colour via a registration check, wouldn't you think that would be the first thing they'd do upon me contesting?

Even the chick today had me marked as guilty right from the outset, and I was as polite as possible.


The person you spoke to would be reading off a script, no free thought of their own. Would have been told to call you and get your details, that's it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:34 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:In this day and age any banana can check a vehicles make/model/colour via a registration check, wouldn't you think that would be the first thing they'd do upon me contesting?

Even the chick today had me marked as guilty right from the outset, and I was as polite as possible.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:54 pm

As if she just takes your word for it though when you say your car is a different make and colour.
Like if you're the sort of person to hit and run then you probably don't have an issue telling a porky pie on the phone too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 26, 2025 1:06 pm

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could kick him :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Aug 26, 2025 1:13 pm

Well he is a red NASCAR
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 26, 2025 1:27 pm

Trader wrote:As if she just takes your word for it though when you say your car is a different make and colour.
Like if you're the sort of person to hit and run then you probably don't have an issue telling a porky pie on the phone too.


I'm gathering it was about then that she did some research.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 26, 2025 1:28 pm

dedja wrote:Yeah, I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could kick him :D


Is that you mum?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Aug 26, 2025 1:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:They called back this morning:

"Can you please give a statement as to what happened?"
"No, it isn't my car"
"We have photo's proving that your car was there"
"Well send them to me as my car wasn't there"
"We will, I'll just get the witnesses consent along with their statement and send it all through together"
"Na, save yourself some time and just send the photo's through now, what colour is the offending car?"
"White"
"Well you're shit outta luck as my car is grey"
"Oh really? What make"
"Corolla"
"Oh, this is a white Isuzu"
"Well there you go, you're wasting your time and mine and not to mention the stress you put me under"
"Sorry sir, we will end this call now and remove you're name from the investigation"

How amatuer.


dedja wrote:Why is ‘undercoat’ grey all the rage with new car colours these days? :-??
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Tue Aug 26, 2025 5:42 pm

the ass wipe in Porepunkah Victoria

Hopefully you are found alive you POS :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 26, 2025 6:44 pm

locky801 wrote:the ass wipe in Porepunkah Victoria

Hopefully you are found alive you POS :evil:


Another Sovereign Citizen POS … what a tragic and totally unnecessary loss of life for those just doing their job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Tue Aug 26, 2025 9:37 pm

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