Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

Not being able to walk.

Batted 10 overs and made 25.

16 Overs and went deep mid wicket to deep mid wicket

Then on the dance at the community club

That was about 15 and a half more than we expected you'd last

[Booney]

Not being able to walk.

Batted 10 overs and made 25.

16 Overs and went deep mid wicket to deep mid wicket

Then on the dance at the community club

Someone's captain doesn't like them.

[carey]

Not being able to walk.

Batted 10 overs and made 25.

16 Overs and went deep mid wicket to deep mid wicket

Then on the dance at the community club

That was about 15 and a half more than we expected you'd last

We?????

Little faith

[Groover]

The AFL trade week click bait.
Trying to follow trade week and every second post is "this team gets (insert player here) for (insert player or picks here)", making you think its a confirmed trade only to say that its only a rumour.

[Booney]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

[Jim05]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Rules are pretty clear unfortunately for him

[carey]

3 Lane road, a truck in every f**king lane doing the exact same speed.

[Booney]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Rules are pretty clear unfortunately for him

Seems his Visa is ok but it's the companies who will profit from him that are the problem.

[heater31]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Rules are pretty clear unfortunately for him

Seems his Visa is ok but it's the companies who will profit from him that are the problem.

Yet another Pom trying to enter Australia on the wrong Visa....its an Ashes year and October....Border Force will be very interested in anyone entering from the UK on any type of Visa.

I do know of a professional cricketer falling foul of the same issue.....home you go unfortunately

[Jim05]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Rules are pretty clear unfortunately for him

Seems his Visa is ok but it's the companies who will profit from him that are the problem.

I think people are kidding themselves if they think he isn’t making a quid out of it either

[Jimmy_041]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Who is Big John?

[Lightning McQueen]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Who is Big John?

Holmes.

[Pseudo]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Who is Big John?

Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed 245
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John...

[dedja]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Who is Big John?

Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed 245
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John...

https://youtu.be/KnnHprUGKF0?si=vb2QHKYQJjvKisOM

[Jimmy_041]

Big John getting sent back to the UK by customs in Perth.

Who is Big John?

Just found it

Never heard of him

[Jimmy_041]

I was watching Border Security on the weekend
A student came back in from Viet Nam - ticked NO on the customs form
Said her English was poor and she didn't undertand the questions (what is she doing studying here then?)

She had 17kgs of food
Considering she was only allowed 22kgs of luggage - I reckon she knew what was in the suitcase and bags
Included a big jar of whole cooked crabs
Dried fish with 7 types of critters crawling throughout them
Various other delicacies - fresh / cooked or containered; most of which she could have bought here

Her fine? $170

I'm no advocate of raising taxes but this is important for our bio-security and plenty of people are still taking the pi$$
How about we get serious and make the fine $5,000 or more for serious breaches

[wenchbarwer]

Or maybe cancelling the visa

[Brodlach]

Or maybe cancelling the visa

Agree, send them back