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[locky801]

Another week for all the gronks around Australia

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 23/11/25
1. Shepparton, VIC - Deadshit steals car with baby in it after it was left there by its shit mum
2. Townsville, QLD - Grub wanks in shop for more than 3 hours, continues after being arrested
3. Brisbane, QLD - **** accused of racist attacks on Asians calls magistrate a c-nt and claims to be US President in court
4. Bankstown, NSW - Drongo sets himself on fire while firebombing cars
5. Alice Springs, NT - Feral kids pelt The Ghan train with rocks, smashing 20 windows; gronk arrested after allegedly chasing people down street with knife
6. Logan, QLD - Grub writes all over multiple cars with poo
7. Melbourne, VIC - Free concert cancelled after crowd smashes through barriers; business owner filming marketing video accidentally captures grub taking a shit next to his car
8. Adelaide, SA - Gronk climbs crane and walks out on to its arm; woman spends $50k fighting $100 ‘double parking’ fine that she got for being stuck in traffic, resident makes 133-hour phone call
9. Batemans Bay, NSW - Gronks allegedly steal cash machine from country club after setting fire to KFC to distract emergency services
10. Bindoon, WA - Alleged armed carjacker and sex pest taken down by middle-aged dad in Spongebob undies

[locky801]

For this weeks fantastic edition

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 30/11/25
1. Brisbane, QLD - Piece of shit allegedly leaves his dog to die inside car that he dumps and falsely reports stolen while he goes to brothel; mad fan rips out handful of Lenny Kravitz’s dreadlocks
2. Perth, WA - Gronkess fined $2k for trying to hide bag of meth in miniature dachshund’s arsehole; gronk tasered after running on house roofs, trying to steal police car, stealing police hat and threatening cops with syringe; councillor charges ratepayers for drink in strip club
3. Alice Springs, NT - 12-year-old charged after allegedly robbing servo at knifepoint
4. Melbourne, VIC - Convicted murderer sues for right to eat Vegemite in prison; brick bandits nick $30k worth of merch from Lego store
5. Kalgoorlie-Boulder, WA - Residents launch petition to move wastewater treatment plant that makes whole city smell like shit
6. Port Lincoln, SA - Gronk allegedly steals road grader and crashes it into car
7. Mildura, VIC - Aggro motorcyclist smashes car’s mirror, climbs on bonnet and holds on until driver drops him at police station; bloke manages to rack up $107,000 in fines
8. Adelaide, SA - Drongo duo arrested after flagging down cops while on bail and in possession of weapons, graffiti gear, ice pipe and stolen scooter
9. Beaconsfield, TAS - 3m gorilla statue stolen from roof of house
10. Pakenham, VIC - Pair of loose bulls smash car and smear shit on it while being chased through suburban streets by police car, two people on horses and shirtless man

[dedja]

Pirie?

[locky801]

Pirie?

Still Sh?t evidently

[Kahuna]

Pirie?

Can't guess that one dedja?

[dedja]

Pirie?

Can't guess that one dedja?

There are no dumb questions.

[Kahuna]

A drunk wanders in to a church, enters a confessional booth but says nothing. The preist coughs to get his attention but the man remains silent. The preist knocks half a dozen times on the partition. Drunk finally responds "give it up mate, no paper in this one either".

[locky801]

another great week of people as jokes of human beings, gronks ass wipes, you name it

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 7/12/25
1. Melbourne, VIC - Teacher allegedly stabs principal; 11yo allegedly stabs classmate; dickhead allegedly fires arrows at special needs school for 4 months
2. Penrith, NSW - Thugs hijack Uber Eats driver’s scooter in broad daylight; deadshit allegedly leaves dogs to die in train station bike locker
3. Adelaide, SA - 4 feral teens charged over shopping centre double stabbing
4. Launceston, TAS - Grub jailed for robbing hotel with metal pole before chucking cup of spew and shit all over prison guard
5. Gold Coast, QLD - Trio of 12-13yo kids arrested after allegedly crashing stolen car; birds in park keep dying due to suspected poisoning; porn stars run ‘sex university’ for Schoolies
6. Deniliquin, NSW - Pair of feral teens charged over high school fire that destroyed 30 classrooms
7. Townsville, QLD - Shit ex-mayor found to have lied to voters about military service, cancer diagnosis and uni qualifications, leaked confidential council documents
8. Newcastle, NSW - Gronk allegedly bashes bloke with bong during climate protest
9. Traralgon, VIC - Gronkess blows over alcohol limit while test driving car
10. Port Pirie, yes you guessed it

[Armchair expert]

The local smoke shops got raided this week so hopefully some shenanigans occur and Pirie gets back into the top 5

[locky801]

SHT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 14/12/25

1. Boulder, WA - Naked maniac humps bonnet of moving ambulance and smashes windscreen with his head (footage to this is so funny)
2. Townsville, QLD - Gronk shoves bag of meth up his arsehole during low-speed mobility scooter police chase; hooligan hurls full keg into pinball machine in arcade
3. Geraldton, WA - Pair of 11yo boys charged over massive fire that destroyed house
4. Alice Springs, NT - Gronkette allegedly assaults hospital staffer and security guard and threatens to stab them with syringes; dad and small kid get locked in public toilet
5. Gold Coast, QLD - Pest allegedly loiters naked outside primary school at drop-off time; councillor wins $24k car after using council credit card to buy $350 raffle ticket
6. Tennant Creek, NT - Feral teens arrested after 3 cars stolen and used in series of ram-raids and aggravated robberies
7. Sydney, NSW - 16yo drongo arrested after allegedly shooting at house before crashing getaway car
8. Claremont, TAS - Teacher punched in head while trying to break up student fight
9. Kempsey, NSW - Grinches burn down town Christmas tree
10. Lake Macquarie, NSW - Thieves somehow steal 23 1-tonne stone blocks from side of main road
11. Port Pirie, SA - Still shit but cant get back into the Top 10

[Brodlach]

Aussie: "That your dog?"

Kiwi: "Yep"

Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Kiwi: "Dog don't talk.”

Aussie: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Kiwi: (look of shock)

Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi)

Dog: "Yep."

Aussie: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Kiwi: (Look of total disbelief!)

Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Kiwi: "Horse don't talk.”

Aussie: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!)

Aussie: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Kiwi)

Horse: "Yep."

Aussie: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!)

Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Kiwi: "That sheep's a ******* liar!!”

[dedja]

https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0?si=Hj5bnCcgAZncHf1l

[locky801]

One final time


SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS: WORST OF 2025

1. Perth, WA - Gronkess fined for trying to hide bag of meth in miniature dachshund’s arsehole; prisoners on supervised work program at animal shelter allegedly steal and eat guinea pigs; complaint laid against cop for sticking finger up fellow cop’s arse while sucking him off at staff party prompting another cop to admit rubbing his dick on colleagues’ beer glasses at same event

2. Devonport, TAS - Man jailed for bashing brother with shovel after catching him rooting his wife in back of parked car while his mum sat in driver’s seat

3. Melbourne, VIC - Animal shelter worker sentenced for trying to sell dead man’s toe on black market after it was eaten and spewed up by the man’s dog; menace caught after allegedly stealing $14k worth of beer in 6 months (2 slabs a day); deadset sicko roots horse, dog and stingray

4. Port Lincoln, SA - Reality TV star and porn model allegedly beheads boyfriend and hides his head

5. Brisbane, QLD - Drongo steals 53 right shoes from shoe shop; real estate agent allegedly sniffs and steals 4 women’s undies and wanks in their homes; piece of shit allegedly leaves his dog to die inside car that he dumps and falsely reports stolen while he goes to brothel

6. Leongatha, VIC - Gronkess found guilty of murdering inlaws with poisonous mushrooms

7. Redlands, QLD - Acupuncturist couple jailed after tricking patient into having sex with them for the ‘health benefits’; ******* idiot firebombs tobacconist, accidentally sets own car on fire, flees in burning car, crashes into tree

8. Hobart, TAS - Fish **** convicted over trout video

9. Ballarat, VIC - Rock spider beaten up and robbed by 14-year-old girl after meeting her for sex; PM and premier chased out of town by angry yokels on tractors; education support worker sets new national drink-driving record at 10 times the limit after crashing into house

10. Bega, NSW - Pervert couple plead guilty to rooting pony

11. Gold Coast, QLD - Couple **** in front of kids and tourists at popular pelican feeding spot before demanding payment for the ‘show’; OnlyFans star hospitalised after getting railed by 583 men in 6 hours; pervert sentenced after flashing women and girls while wearing adult diaper with ‘Piss on me’ written on it

12. Penrith, NSW - Gronk denies wanking in front of 2 women, claims he was just trying to hide his drugs; maniac charged after throwing Molotov cocktail at 11-year-old

13. Townsville, QLD - Woman sentenced for biting boyfriend’s balls; grub wanks in shop for more than 3 hours, continues after being arrested; gronk shoves bag of meth up his arsehole during low-speed mobility scooter police chase

14. Maroochydore, QLD - Hospital staff find stash of drugs hidden under patient’s foreskin; pest caught wanking in someone’s yard while patting their dog

15. Sydney, NSW - Gronk flashes cock and balls at court via video link after being muted; ‘dead body’ in park turns out to be discarded **** doll; learner driver and supervisor both test positive for meth

16. Burnie, TAS - Gronk appears in court by video link while taking a shit

17. Bendigo, VIC - KFC continues to cook and serve chicken while cops examine dead body in dining area

18. Ipswich, QLD - Deadshit couple attack double amputee, beat up his support worker, steal his car and prosthetic legs

19. Boulder, WA - Naked maniac humps bonnet of moving ambulance and smashes windscreen with his head

20. Port Pirie, SA - Still shit

[Mr Beefy]

#2 wow

[locky801]

And its back for 2026

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS: EXTENDED SUMMER EDITION
1. Preston, QLD - Gronkess allegedly steals ambulance from crash scene while ambos treat 4 injured patients
2. Sydney, NSW - Giant fatberg in underwater sewer shits out poo balls that close beaches, impossible to clear it
3. Moora, WA - Maniac jailed for kidnapping 8-year-old boy to ‘save him from aliens’
4. Geelong, VIC - Firefighters battle massive burning pile of chicken shit; creep caught on CCTV ******* hole in fence; two women and naked man brawl on side of road
5. Gold Coast, QLD - Hotel guest hospitalised after drinking two bottles of complimentary hand sanitiser; gronk allegedly tries to rob massage shop owner with gel blaster and sets building on fire after receiving unwanted happy ending
6. Mount Gambier, SA - Meth head gets home detention after hiring crane to **** up bloke’s house; woman allegedly skips along road while singing and lighting fires
7. Logan, QLD - Male nurse sacked and charged after squeezing patient’s balls to wake him up
8. Melbourne, VIC - Deadshits steal surf lifesaving jet skis; shirtless car thief escapes on foot after ramming cop car 11 times; grub caught on CCTV blasting diarrhoea all over entrance to office building
9. Ulladulla, NSW - Maniac charged after allegedly beating up pair of cops while naked
10. Bridgewater, TAS - Bumbling arsonist sets self on fire while trying to torch car
11. Albury, NSW - Drive-thru wanker goes at it with both hands in front of teenage fast food worker
12. Mildura, VIC - Road closed for 2 hours after naked gronk climbs on shop roofs, throws off debris and goes nuts with metal pole
13. Emerald, QLD - Drongo jailed after walking into police station with 8g of coke shoved up his arse
14. Burnie, TAS - Alleged drunk driver loses licence for 2 years after crashing into Bottle-O
15. Rockingham, WA - Shopping centre locked down due to lunatic armed with knife and ice cream scoop
16. Townsville, QLD - Drunk driver kicks cop in the dick before offering to hold it
17. Ipswich, QLD - Man charged after his dog shits in police station foyer
18. Cobar, NSW - Feral goat headbutts the shit out of glass shopfront after seeing its own reflection
19. Westerway, TAS - Mayor asks residents to stop eating public toilet seats
20. Port Pirie, SA - Still shit (Not sure though, i was there during the week and looked like a nice place)