Things that make you laugh

[Jim05]

The scenes in the AFCON soccer final today

[wenchbarwer]

[Booney]

North Korean State Media....

[dedja]

Passed a hearing test with flying colours, to which the missus say confirms that I choose not to listen.

Correct weight.

[Lightning McQueen]

Passed a hearing test with flying colours, to which the missus say confirms that I choose not to listen.

Correct weight.

We have them annually at work, last year everyones seemed to have gotten worse, I suggested it might have had something to do with the mobile van being set up in the carpark near a where trucks frequent a lot and right on a bend.

We organised the dude to re-test everyone on the other side of the site and there was a dramatic improvement.

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

[Pseudo]

Passed a hearing test with flying colours, to which the missus say confirms that I choose not to listen.

Correct weight.

We have them annually at work, last year everyones seemed to have gotten worse, I suggested it might have had something to do with the mobile van being set up in the carpark near a where trucks frequent a lot and right on a bend.

We organised the dude to re-test everyone on the other side of the site and there was a dramatic improvement.

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

[dedja]

Funny you mention that, I could hear plenty of ‘outside’ noises whilst in the booth.

My missus has had glasses for years. Ages ago, in the tube TV days, the main TV was starting to go and the edges of the very top were blurry, exactly where the scores are. The missus took off her glasses to clean then and said, damn, need to get them checked again.

I think I let it ride for about a day before telling her the TV was faarked, not her eyes.

[Booney]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

[amber_fluid]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

Surely you were blind by the last pub?

[Booney]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

Surely you were blind by the last pub?

Drink responsibly*

[Spargo]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

Surely you were blind by the last pub?

Maybe the second time around…

[amber_fluid]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

Surely you were blind by the last pub?

Maybe the second time around…

You know it’s time to go home when you start lapping people on a pub crawl

[Lightning McQueen]

Funny you mention that, I could hear plenty of ‘outside’ noises whilst in the booth.

My missus has had glasses for years. Ages ago, in the tube TV days, the main TV was starting to go and the edges of the very top were blurry, exactly where the scores are. The missus took off her glasses to clean then and said, damn, need to get them checked again.

I think I let it ride for about a day before telling her the TV was faarked, not her eyes.

[Spargo]

You know it’s time to go home when you start lapping people on a pub crawl

Amateurs…

[Lightning McQueen]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

My eyesight is weird, I can read small print and my computer screen or newspaper is clear as day, trying to read what number horse won or deciphering the footy score in the corner of the screeen and I'm all at sea.

[Lightning McQueen]

You know it’s time to go home when you start lapping people on a pub crawl

If you're getting lapped at the equestrian club though it's ok.

[Booney]

I have noticed with age my peepers are getting worse rapidly, it's mainly trying to read animation on the TV, the score is always a blur.

New Years Eve 16 of us did our pub crawl, I'm the only one who didn't need glasses to read menu's, drink boards etc and all of those bastards are gunning for me to go blind like they all have. What are mates for?

My eyesight is weird, I can read small print and my computer screen or newspaper is clear as day, trying to read what number horse won or deciphering the footy score in the corner of the screeen and I'm sll at sea.

15 pints will do that.

[Lightning McQueen]

15 pints will do that.

May have had this discussion on here previously, but do you find pints knock you around more than cans or echoes?

If I'm heading out for a get together or something I'd be lucky to have any change from a slab that I've taken there, sometimes I'm hooking into the hosts supply for the last hour or so but sometimes 8-10 pints in a pub will have me glowing.

[amber_fluid]

15 pints will do that.

May have had this discussion on here previously, but do you find pints knock you around more than cans or echoes?

If I'm heading out for a get together or something I'd be lucky to have any change from a slab that I've taken there, sometimes I'm hooking into the hosts supply for the last hour or so but sometimes 8-10 pints in a pub will have me glowing.

8-10 pints in an hour and a half will do that

[wenchbarwer]

Trump telling an audience in Switzerland "without us, you'd all be speaking German right now"

Per Wikipedia:

Switzerland has four national languages: mainly German (spoken natively by 62% of the population in 2026); French (22.7%) spoken natively in the west; and Italian (8.2%) spoken natively in the south. The fourth national language, Romansh (0.5%), is a Romance language spoken locally in the southeast