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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:02 pm

Im more than comfortable in the sea, not so much in the waters up north.

While your stats are correct, there would also be 1000x more people in the sea on a daily basis around the country than in croc waters.
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:10 pm

Yeah, I get it. Same with FNQ with crocs and stingers.

Either send the boys ahead of you next time, or even better, borrow someone else’s kids to swim around you to clear the way. :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby am Bays » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:18 pm

dedja wrote:Yeah, I get it. Same with FNQ with crocs and stingers.

Either send the boys ahead of you next time, or even better, borrow someone else’s kids to swim around you to clear the way. :lol:


Bugger the kids, always swim up there with a pooch, Crocs find quadrupeds easier to grab than bipeds. I have heard stories of dogs being grabbed by crocs with humans in close proximity.

Or as a brother mate would say, if unsure of what's in the water chuck the dog in first....
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:20 pm

am Bays wrote:
dedja wrote:Yeah, I get it. Same with FNQ with crocs and stingers.

Either send the boys ahead of you next time, or even better, borrow someone else’s kids to swim around you to clear the way. :lol:


Bugger the kids, always swim up there with a pooch, Crocs find quadrupeds easier to grab than bipeds. I have heard stories of dogs being grabbed by crocs with humans in close proximity.

Or as a brother mate would say, if unsure of what's in the water chuck the dog in first....


So we’ve got the same plan, just different ways to enact it. :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby am Bays » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:30 pm

dedja wrote:
am Bays wrote:
dedja wrote:Yeah, I get it. Same with FNQ with crocs and stingers.

Either send the boys ahead of you next time, or even better, borrow someone else’s kids to swim around you to clear the way. :lol:


Bugger the kids, always swim up there with a pooch, Crocs find quadrupeds easier to grab than bipeds. I have heard stories of dogs being grabbed by crocs with humans in close proximity.

Or as a brother mate would say, if unsure of what's in the water chuck the dog in first....


So we’ve got the same plan, just different ways to enact it. :lol:


Easier to explain the loss of the dog to the Missus than a kid....
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 09, 2026 1:36 pm

Should be OK if not the favourite.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 09, 2026 2:26 pm

am Bays wrote:
dedja wrote:Yeah, I get it. Same with FNQ with crocs and stingers.

Either send the boys ahead of you next time, or even better, borrow someone else’s kids to swim around you to clear the way. :lol:


Bugger the kids, always swim up there with a pooch, Crocs find quadrupeds easier to grab than bipeds. I have heard stories of dogs being grabbed by crocs with humans in close proximity.

Or as a brother mate would say, if unsure of what's in the water chuck the dog in first....


I recall stories of crocs homing in on German tourists, usually swimming past other humans to get to them.

So for ultimate safety, first drop by the backpackers hostel and invite the lovely Helga to join you in the lagoon.
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 09, 2026 2:28 pm

:lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jan 09, 2026 8:57 pm

While on the subject of the NT, am bays might know this, they obviously use a lot of electricity up there with a/c's going 24/7 for most of the year, but I hardly saw any solar panels on homes or businesses?? though it was strange, one explanation I heard was they don't pay anywhere near as much as we do down here, is that right?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 27, 2026 12:38 pm

Climbing 101 stories with no rope. :shock:
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 27, 2026 2:49 pm

Booney wrote:Climbing 101 stories with no rope. :shock:

Seen parts of it... just why...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Tue Jan 27, 2026 3:16 pm

According to the experts it was an easy climb for him, I saw some clips, crazy stuff
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Tue Jan 27, 2026 4:40 pm

Dutchy wrote:According to the experts it was an easy climb for him, I saw some clips, crazy stuff
Have been to the top lookout there and it was frightening enough behind the windows let alone being outside with no ropes
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Re: What The F***

Postby whufc » Wed Jan 28, 2026 10:35 am

Great netflix doco on the bloke.

Whilst visually impressive that was an easy climb for that bloke. Some of the stuff he is done is beyond anything i could imagine.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 06, 2026 7:25 am

Extraordinary questions have arisen over the prospect of athletes injecting acid into the penis, which would theoretically increase the suit sizes of ski-jumpers and improve aerodynamics

:?

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/win ... 14655.html
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Re: What The F***

Postby am Bays » Fri Feb 06, 2026 8:06 am

Pseudo wrote:Extraordinary questions have arisen over the prospect of athletes injecting acid into the penis, which would theoretically increase the suit sizes of ski-jumpers and improve aerodynamics

:?

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/win ... 14655.html


I'm interested in the search terms you used to find that article....
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Re: What The F***

Postby gadj1976 » Sun Feb 08, 2026 8:13 pm

I think this is the best place for this

https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/sh ... e438e7d2f8
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 08, 2026 9:33 pm

gadj1976 wrote:I think this is the best place for this

https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/sh ... e438e7d2f8


That’s how I remember footy training as a junior. :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:04 pm

The Vonn stack was ugly but as she is hanging on a stretcher under the chopper air lifting her out the idiot commentator says “we hope to see her back in the Suoer G in a few days”
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Feb 09, 2026 9:03 am

Jim05 wrote:The Vonn stack was ugly but as she is hanging on a stretcher under the chopper air lifting her out the idiot commentator says “we hope to see her back in the Suoer G in a few days”


Impressive that she even competed, tore her ACL just over a week ago!
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