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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 27, 2026 10:48 am

Thinking back to school days when we were lucky to have a ceiling fan in the class room let alone air conditioning and the fibro demountables at Underdale that had one little pedestal fan for the teacher up the front.....onto today where Mrs Boon just messaged that "The air con isn't working in the kindy, it's awful, we're being relocated because of the kids" I said "Oh, that's awful, you want me to send some concrete in really small cups?"

It's not gone well. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 27, 2026 10:52 am

Booney wrote:Thinking back to school days when we were lucky to have a ceiling fan in the class room let alone air conditioning and the fibro demountables at Underdale that had one little pedestal fan for the teacher up the front.....onto today where Mrs Boon just messaged that "The air con isn't working in the kindy, it's awful, we're being relocated because of the kids" I said "Oh, that's awful, you want me to send some concrete in really small cups?"

It's not gone well. :lol:


:shock: you might be sleeping outside for a few days :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jan 27, 2026 11:24 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:Thinking back to school days when we were lucky to have a ceiling fan in the class room let alone air conditioning and the fibro demountables at Underdale that had one little pedestal fan for the teacher up the front.....onto today where Mrs Boon just messaged that "The air con isn't working in the kindy, it's awful, we're being relocated because of the kids" I said "Oh, that's awful, you want me to send some concrete in really small cups?"

It's not gone well. :lol:


:shock: you might be sleeping outside for a few days :lol:


Certainly wont have a smile on his face for a while

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Sun Feb 01, 2026 6:36 pm

The two blokes outside the Melbourne strip club. :lol:

Chuck a chair, dome your mate, get chewed out by the Mrs.

Get chucked out a strip joint, get domed by your mate, get chewed out by your Mrs.

Both of you go to work Monday. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Feb 01, 2026 7:59 pm

Booney wrote:The two blokes outside the Melbourne strip club. [emoji38]

Chuck a chair, dome your mate, get chewed out by the Mrs.

Get chucked out a strip joint, get domed by your mate, get chewed out by your Mrs.

Both of you go to work Monday. [emoji38]
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 02, 2026 11:07 am

Performed two interviews today with candidates both agencies regarding as very strong.

The first lasted 5 minutes, the 2nd lasted 3 minutes before I told them that isn't going to work.

The 2nd one game me a written out piece of paper of theh ours and days he can work, when I asked him if he is looking for full-time employment hge said "You tell me".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Feb 02, 2026 11:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Performed two interviews today with candidates both agencies regarding as very strong.

The first lasted 5 minutes, the 2nd lasted 3 minutes before I told them that isn't going to work.

The 2nd one game me a written out piece of paper of theh ours and days he can work, when I asked him if he is looking for full-time employment hge said "You tell me".


Always good to start your work week with a funny or two :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 02, 2026 11:18 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Performed two interviews today with candidates both agencies regarding as very strong.

The first lasted 5 minutes, the 2nd lasted 3 minutes before I told them that isn't going to work.

The 2nd one game me a written out piece of paper of theh ours and days he can work, when I asked him if he is looking for full-time employment hge said "You tell me".


Always good to start your work week with a funny or two :lol:


Yeah, I was feeling somewhat confident this morning though with these two so it was a kick in the nads, especially after submitting an annual direct labour cost report to our accountant on Friday only to realise that I am 7 full time people short every day, I have three casuals but one of them is still a caravan.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 09, 2026 4:08 pm

Selling on FB Marketplace, dude answers the ad, seems suss as faark, changing story, all over the place.

I do a quick online search on his name (not a common name), first 2 hits are court appearances for drug cultivation, trafficking and money laundering.

Yeah, nah.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 09, 2026 4:09 pm

dedja wrote:Selling on FB Marketplace, dude answers the ad, seems suss as faark, changing story, all over the place.

I do a quick online search on his name (not a common name), first 2 hits are court appearances for drug cultivation, trafficking and money laundering.

Yeah, nah.


At least he’s honest with his name :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Feb 09, 2026 4:29 pm

dedja wrote:Selling on FB Marketplace, dude answers the ad, seems suss as faark, changing story, all over the place.

I do a quick online search on his name (not a common name), first 2 hits are court appearances for drug cultivation, trafficking and money laundering.

Yeah, nah.


What were you selling? Grow lamps or hydro auto drip system?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 09, 2026 4:30 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:Selling on FB Marketplace, dude answers the ad, seems suss as faark, changing story, all over the place.

I do a quick online search on his name (not a common name), first 2 hits are court appearances for drug cultivation, trafficking and money laundering.

Yeah, nah.


What were you selling? Grow lamps or hydro auto drip system?


Tomato plants
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 09, 2026 4:38 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:Selling on FB Marketplace, dude answers the ad, seems suss as faark, changing story, all over the place.

I do a quick online search on his name (not a common name), first 2 hits are court appearances for drug cultivation, trafficking and money laundering.

Yeah, nah.


What were you selling? Grow lamps or hydro auto drip system?


Tomato plants


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