Things that give you the sh1ts

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:30 pm

bloody indian telemarketers, calling from India on a fuzzy broken line who say they are calling from Australia.

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those telemarketers who ring up and when the phone goes through to the answering machine dont say or do anything for 30 seconds before hangin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

rogernumber10 · Post by **rogernumber10** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:31 pm

Dogwatcher wrote: .... where she thinks they belong or just throw them out!.

That should be listed as a criminal offence

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:41 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:Customers who think that they can demand anything they like because their "Paying for the Service"..

i think thats what HN are thinking about you and the computer!!!!!!!

No, somewhat different, .. is it too much to expect a computer to shut itself off? Lets not go there.. carp comment MT79..sorry..

another grub · Post by **another grub** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:56 pm

chicks using their teeth..... :twisted:

smac · Post by **smac** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:02 pm

another grub wrote:chicks using their teeth.....

Liar.

Hanson Rd chicks wouldn't have teeth. :wink:

Post by **heater31** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:03 pm

silicone skyline wrote:When your mate's missus comes over, cleans your house and does your washing while your at work, then slugs you $50 when you get home.
Since when do uncertified cleaners get $25 bucks an hour?
I want to see the proof of three years cleaner apprentice before i fork out $25 an hour for someone to clean my house!

do it yourself you lazy bugger....................or wait for your mother to visit and get it for nuthin like me :wink:

I missed out when they handed out the domesticated function chips

and while I'm here

Clients who suddenly change their mind or dont make their mind up at all

Lunchcutter · Post by **Lunchcutter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:15 pm

silicone skyline wrote:When your mate's missus comes over, cleans your house and does your washing while your at work, then slugs you $50 when you get home.
Since when do uncertified cleaners get $25 bucks an hour?
I want to see the proof of three years cleaner apprentice before i fork out $25 an hour for someone to clean my house!

tell her to root yer boot !

honestly tho' what's a fitty when you're obviously a slack lazy bugger who probably pisses that up against a wall in one night! she should have negotiated beforehand silly girl :roll:

smithy · Post by **smithy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:16 pm

People that think Broken Hill is in South Australia......
THAT GIVES ME THE SH*TS

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:43 pm

Hey, just coz i had cleaning to do doesn't mean i'm slack.
It means i didn't clean it before i went to work at 6am.
So unless you want to do it before you get in the shower @ 5.30, i consider myself not so slack.
She did it in her own free will, the conversation went like this:

(cleaning has been done)
"Hey good to see ya, yeah had a big win on the cup, look at this wad or cash."
"Wow, can i have 50?"
"Sure," (assuming she wanted a lend).
"Yeah, that about covers cleaning your house."

Reach for bat ....

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:49 pm

silicone skyline wrote:

Reach for bat ....

Well we certainly don't need to hear about that. :shock:

regards,

REB

sturtpeter · Post by **sturtpeter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:43 pm

SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

smithy · Post by **smithy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:27 pm

People that need to have 2 signatures.....

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:35 pm

sturtpeter wrote:SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

Do you mean Sturt1....

Dutchy and Bayman couldn't agree with you more!!!!!

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:05 am

sturtpeter wrote:SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

There's something wrong with that phrase, however, i refuse to correct an idiot.

smac · Post by **smac** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:12 am

Wankers who go to work early when the sun gets up earlier.

I like my quiet bike ride to work at 6.15am, stay in bed just like you do in the winter months.

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:17 am

Primary school concerts that don't finish until 10.30!

Primary school rock bands that play songs such as Luka with a smile on their face, prefacing the song by saying "This song's Luka......It's about abuse."

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:22 am

Was there an urge to throw fruit?

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:29 am

I was too far back!

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:44 am

Probably the first time in your life a potato cannon would have actually come in handy.
They're great fun.

Post by **Dutchy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:23 pm

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
sturtpeter wrote:SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

Do you mean Sturt1....

Dutchy and Bayman couldn't agree with you more!!!!!

LMAO Tassie....good one.....

I miss Sturt1...

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