by therisingblues » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:19 am
1. How many reindeer does Santa Have? This is a trick question so think about it carefully
No idea, but Santa is supposed to live forever, he lives on the North Pole, um I'll say all the reindeers?
4. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, what biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean?
He couldn't be happy.
5. Who tells you she's in town by tap, tap, tappin' at your windowpane?
The milk lady with a special midnight delivery.
12. In the song "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" what did Grandma go to get?
A chicken.
18. What is the name of the little girl in most versions of The Nutcracker?
Charlotte the Harlot.
19. What song contains these lyrics? "What will your daddy do when he sees your Mama kissin' Santa Claus?"
I'm Gonna' Get me a Gun.
21. How many pipers piping did my true love give to me?
Seven
23. What did the traffic cop holler say to Frosty?
Stop
30. What did the Grinch use as a substitute for reindeer?
A dog.
35. What were Frosty's last words?
Goodbye, Dont you cry, 'I'll be back again some day.
I'm gonna sit back, crack the top off a Pale Ale, and watch the Double Blues prevail
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