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[smac]

With some of the statements AF has been making lately, I think he must breed them, gerbils that is.

Thanks for the lead, i will ask him. Might just get us over the line for Jeff's services. He did ask for a funnel aswell, big enough for a gerbil to crawl through....

And of course he would ask a bloke called felch for such a funnel!

[Jeff's Brother]

Perhaps Beryl has a big funnel. I think that's how you say it.

[Felch]

With some of the statements AF has been making lately, I think he must breed them, gerbils that is.

Thanks for the lead, i will ask him. Might just get us over the line for Jeff's services. He did ask for a funnel aswell, big enough for a gerbil to crawl through....

And of course he would ask a bloke called felch for such a funnel!

Hmmm...maybe he was taking the p!ss....bloody Jeff !!!

[Rupert My Boy]

I heard on the grapevine that poor old Geoff's Brother has a serious illness. Far too many foreign hotdogs has given him the IBS. Iirritable Bowel Syndrome or Irreplaceable Bull S''t, one or the other.

Farewell poor Geoff's Brother, you have broken some hearts along the way RIP

[LaughingKookaburra]

is the rumour true that CLG have offered Jeff a VN commodore?

He'll have to break into the Brahma Lodge footy club to get the rims back,lay a stinker on the burnout pad in the middle thats left un-covered during footy and some how dodge the soccer goals at half forward.I dont think Jeffs leaving North Haven, Jeff does his own thing and even though Berryl calls him Peter (North) he could pull anything with 2 feet and a heart beat.So he does what ever he wants....If I was Jeff id do the same thing.Maybe the CLG cheer leaders are next to get a 'Rub down'.

Serious note, the original comment of CLG, absolute gold my friend......

[LaughingKookaburra]

I heard on the grapevine that poor old Geoff's Brother has a serious illness. Far too many foreign hotdogs has given him the IBS. Iirritable Bowel Syndrome or Irreplaceable Bull S''t, one or the other.

Farewell poor Geoff's Brother, you have broken some hearts along the way RIP

They werent from Ikea were they?? Bob Neil is gone, long live Jeff!!

[Super Coach]

Jeffro i new your time would come, first div4 then amature league then the world

[BUZZ]

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[floataboy]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

[hawkseye]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

Yeah i spotted him driving the tram after the cup yesterday.

[Super Coach]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

Yeah i spotted him driving the tram after the cup yesterday.

yeah the prick walk past me and the missuse at the races 1 look and she was all over him!!! any1 else would not have been happy, but what sort of a girl could say no to Jeffro???

[Brock Landers]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

Yeah i spotted him driving the tram after the cup yesterday.

yeah the prick walk past me and the missuse at the races 1 look and she was all over him!!! any1 else would not have been happy, but what sort of a girl could say no to Jeffro???

I heard that Jeff rode Lacey Underall in the cup yesterday. Apparently he's the splitting image of Dwayne Dunn.
He had to cut down to 1 Beryl dog a day to make the weight though.

[hawkseye]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

Yeah i spotted him driving the tram after the cup yesterday.

yeah the prick walk past me and the missuse at the races 1 look and she was all over him!!! any1 else would not have been happy, but what sort of a girl could say no to Jeffro???

I heard that Jeff rode Lacey Underall in the cup yesterday. Apparently he's the splitting image of Dwayne Dunn.
He had to cut down to 1 Beryl dog a day to make the weight though.

You might be mixed up i heard he was wearing Lacey Underalls. Im not sure he could cut down to 1 Beryl special a day but, stranger things have happened.

[Scorpion]

newsflash - for those wanting to see Jeff in the flesh - he just told me $$$Haven have a trial on the Thurday night before Easter at $$Haven under lights.
They want to be careful though as I also hear Jeff may be doing a bit of moonlighting at another Div 4 club this week???!!!!

[Nuff Said]

possible sightings for Jeff over the long weekend anyone??

have already heard reports of Jeff cleaning up in two-up at the cas till 4am sat morn.
allegedly spotted at the grand on sunday with a harem of women hanging off his every word.
was then also spotted at the cup yesterday, of course he backed the winner and didnt even raise a sweat in the heat...

anyone else see jeff out?

Jeff was definitely at the cup. Spent most of the morning strapping and massaging Lacey Underall. He is a genius.
Then spent the afternoon massaging Beryl's lacey underalls.

[Rupert My Boy]

Oh my goodness!! Jeff's brother would be turning in his grave.
To think he only got to wash Beryl's lacy underalls, unlike his brother, who has not only massaged them, but has worn them along with her high heels just to give a kick start' to ol' Beryl in times of need.. Jeff's brother has missed out on all of the fun.
The Poor Pr*^k doesn't deserve that treatment..

[beeroclock]

what dribble.

[Rupert My Boy]

Lighten up a bit or have a couple of beers, o'clock

[ouzo666]

Just a quick update on Jeff, and a warning to anyone who has a girlfriend, daughter, wife or anything of the female variety, lock them up. With this hot weather Jeffro has been venturing down to the beach in very small bathers offering his magic touch to all and sundry. Mate, I'll give you the hot tip he had the women eating out the palm of his hand, they flocked to him like a bunch of seaguls on a hot chip.
He is a modern marvel this man. They should bottle his piss and sell it as cologne.
I think there is even talk about a monument going up at North Haven and whispers of AFL Hall of Fame induction.

[hawkseye]

Just a quick update on Jeff, and a warning to anyone who has a girlfriend, daughter, wife or anything of the female variety, lock them up. With this hot weather Jeffro has been venturing down to the beach in very small bathers offering his magic touch to all and sundry. Mate, I'll give you the hot tip he had the women eating out the palm of his hand, they flocked to him like a bunch of seaguls on a hot chip.
He is a modern marvel this man. They should bottle his piss and sell it as cologne.
I think there is even talk about a monument going up at North Haven and whispers of AFL Hall of Fame induction.

I would like to nominate Beryl to the hotdog hall of fame. I just saw Jeff in West Lakes shopping centre buying Borat bathers.