MURRAYVILLE FOOTBALL CLUB.-BULLDOG BANTER

[Panther32]

Have you boys picked up a bloke by the name of Webb this year as your ruckman???

[Brock Landers]

Have you boys picked up a bloke by the name of Webb this year as your ruckman???

He's been out to training once and apparently is keen as he's got family involved with the club. But no signing as yet

[Brock Landers]

does will dalwood frequent a solarium??

Either that or he hasn't worn a shirt for the entire summer


He looks like a young Richie Benaud. "Brown as a berry"

[malleebull]

and his new boots.!!!!

he must be jumping out off his skin ready to rock and roll?

[Brock Landers]

It didn't take him long to see the light.

[Flying Ant]

Has Kirkbright made an appearance at training yet? Any word on trial matches Brocky?

[malleebull]

he is in love and with the fairies at the moment.
dugong is in the sick bay. will he stay there?

[Brock Landers]

Flying Ant,

We are having a training weekend at Sellicks beach, I think H is going to ask SS if we can have a trial match against Mt Compass. Whether that happens or not is another question!
After promising on tuesday night to be at training for the 1st time in 08, Kirkbright fail to show, and it was then revealed by the Gypsy tothat he went to the beach for a few pina coladas with his much better half.

Malleebull,

Speaking to the Dugong last night at the beach, apparently he is out of the sick bay but has to work on his core strength for some prevention rather than cure. I know someone else who is in love and his name starts with M

[BJ Ernest]

Brock when are you lads down at Sellicks?

Get a game against the Compass boys and give a FULL report on how good they are going.

[Brock Landers]

29th march or the 5th april. I've been banned by Steve their coach from making any comments about Compass. I feel like Matty Hayden, I can't express my personal opinion in a public forum!!

[BJ Ernest]

How can u be banned by another clubs coach Brock??

I thought you were your own person with your own opinions!

[Mutley]

You will have to wait till round 5 to get a full report on them BJ.

[BJ Ernest]

Cheers Mutley!!

[Flying Ant]

29th march or the 5th april. I've been banned by Steve their coach from making any comments about Compass. I feel like Matty Hayden, I can't express my personal opinion in a public forum!!

I'll be up there (strictly as an interested on-looker) and as i have no part in either side this year i'll give a full report! It will be an interesting contest to be honest... considering a few compass boys were a part of murrayville's 03 & 05 premierships... i believe SS played a mini part also! Go the Bulldogs!

[malleebull]

you are a required 'ant' and you will play enough games to qualify for finals NO ARGUEMENT!
trial matchs are never a true mesurement either.
S.S. would go for broke though to win at all costs cos against his old club . he is a very competitive man!!!.

B.L. as for your core strength have you ever tried breakfast in the morning?

ps "i want to know what love is, .............. i want you to show me"

[malleebull]

did you know that Super is a very lonely man and lacks the confidence he needs to live in the big smoke. any solutions???? ..........anybody?????

[Brock Landers]

I gave Super a lift to Pooraka on Sunday morning. On the way there another passenger in the car asked him where he lived. His answer was Mawson Lakes. I want to know why he said he lived at Mawson Lakes. You should never be ashamed about where you're from.

As for confidence, I think he can cope in Adelaide. As long as he finds a nice tall giraffe to stand by him.

[Brock Landers]

you are a required 'ant' and you will play enough games to qualify for finals NO ARGUEMENT!

I think the Flying Ant is avoiding the boxing gloves in preseason. It must be hard lifting up those little arms

I thought that ants could lift 50 times their own body weight, not this little ant

[Flying Ant]

you are a required 'ant' and you will play enough games to qualify for finals NO ARGUEMENT!

I think the Flying Ant is avoiding the boxing gloves in preseason. It must be hard lifting up those little arms

I thought that ants could lift 50 times their own body weight, not this little ant

just a fine tuned machine brocky, the wings are trimmed to perfection...

[malleebull]

super is easily confused as mawson (mosi) lakes and pooraka(aboriginal for dry creek) share the same postcode.
confusing hey!

easily a mistake waiting to happen!