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[floataboy]

Just a quick update on Jeff, and a warning to anyone who has a girlfriend, daughter, wife or anything of the female variety, lock them up. With this hot weather Jeffro has been venturing down to the beach in very small bathers offering his magic touch to all and sundry. Mate, I'll give you the hot tip he had the women eating out the palm of his hand, they flocked to him like a bunch of seaguls on a hot chip.
He is a modern marvel this man. They should bottle his piss and sell it as cologne.
I think there is even talk about a monument going up at North Haven and whispers of AFL Hall of Fame induction.

I would like to nominate Beryl to the hotdog hall of fame. I just saw Jeff in West Lakes shopping centre buying Borat bathers.

rumour also has it that jeff also needs to have his borat style bathers altered for a better fit. something about the cup size being far too restrictive

[hawkseye]

Just a quick update on Jeff, and a warning to anyone who has a girlfriend, daughter, wife or anything of the female variety, lock them up. With this hot weather Jeffro has been venturing down to the beach in very small bathers offering his magic touch to all and sundry. Mate, I'll give you the hot tip he had the women eating out the palm of his hand, they flocked to him like a bunch of seaguls on a hot chip.
He is a modern marvel this man. They should bottle his piss and sell it as cologne.
I think there is even talk about a monument going up at North Haven and whispers of AFL Hall of Fame induction.

I would like to nominate Beryl to the hotdog hall of fame. I just saw Jeff in West Lakes shopping centre buying Borat bathers.

rumour also has it that jeff also needs to have his borat style bathers altered for a better fit. something about the cup size being far too restrictive

From what i have heard and i stress heard, Jeff usualy free balls around the traps and is finding the borats a bit unusual. In team photos they make sure he wears long pants and not shorts if he is in a seated position

[Rupert My Boy]

Boys, your posts are getting funnier & funnier, keep it up, just like Jeff. We all can't be boring farts now, can we???

What colour is his 'Mankini'? Go ahead, surprise me!

[hawkseye]

Boys, your posts are getting funnier & funnier, keep it up, just like Jeff. We all can't be boring farts now, can we???

What colour is his 'Mankini'? Go ahead, surprise me!

He wouldnt show me and im trying realy hard not to picture it. I think all will be revealed down the bay perhaps? Maybe black and white for $$$$$ haven?

[Super Coach]

Boys, your posts are getting funnier & funnier, keep it up, just like Jeff. We all can't be boring farts now, can we???

What colour is his 'Mankini'? Go ahead, surprise me!

jeffro did bring out the mankini for rub downs tonight and it is a sight to behold it black with white customised lacing.. only the best for jeff !!!

[LaughingKookaburra]

Heard Jeff is doing those late night info-mercials with Chuck Norris. You know the ones that Chucks there doing these excercises that would be impossible for me and you to do "You can really feel your abs getting a workout". Jeff is that good though Chucks just getting him there to "Supervise" whilst also being in the background. Also Beryl is rumoured to be going into business with George Forman (This does coincide with Jeffs new shirt "Knock out the fat" with a large arrow pointing to his loins).Jeff can be seen in the Chuck Norris ad wearing this shirt.

[hawkseye]

Heard Jeff is doing those late night info-mercials with Chuck Norris. You know the ones that Chucks there doing these excercises that would be impossible for me and you to do "You can really feel your abs getting a workout". Jeff is that good though Chucks just getting him there to "Supervise" whilst also being in the background. Also Beryl is rumoured to be going into business with George Forman (This does coincide with Jeffs new shirt "Knock out the fat" with a large arrow pointing to his loins).Jeff can be seen in the Chuck Norris ad wearing this shirt.

Thats gold. you win.

[Super Coach]

Jeffro's first outing for the year
Thursday night
20-03-2008
6pm
largs reserve
expecting between 2 and 3 thousand so get seats early
''Iv had coke with JEFFRO & CAREY'' shirt availably behind the north haven bar for $24.99

[hawkseye]

Jeffro's first outing for the year
Thursday night
20-03-2008
6pm
largs reserve
expecting between 2 and 3 thousand so get seats early
''Iv had coke with JEFFRO & CAREY'' shirt availably behind the north haven bar for $24.99

Jeff was asked to go to either a trial or training camp at Paringa (never heard of it) but chose not to. I think his Limo was in for service and the chopper was playing up.

[Pag]

Who's Jeff?

[Bob Loblaw]

Who's Jeff?

[hawkseye]

Who's Jeff?

[LaughingKookaburra]

Who's Jeff?

jeff can slam a revolving door my friend

[ouzo666]

Who's Jeff?

When Jeff goes for a swim he doesn't get wet, the water gets Jeffed.

[Rupert My Boy]

Lucky Jeff. What's happened to Beryl, don't tell me she's been Jeffed too! What about jeff's brother, poor pr^*k 's missing out!

[LaughingKookaburra]

Jeff sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[LaughingKookaburra]

Lucky Jeff. What's happened to Beryl, don't tell me she's been Jeffed too! What about jeff's brother, poor pr^*k 's missing out!

I thought Jeffs brother was dead?? Sounds like an episode of underbelly......

[hawkseye]

Lucky Jeff. What's happened to Beryl, don't tell me she's been Jeffed too! What about jeff's brother, poor pr^*k 's missing out!

Or did Jeff allow himself to be Beryled?

[Super Coach]

Jeff sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Rupert My Boy]

LK, Jeff's brother has passed on. That's why it was stated," the poor pr#*^ks missing out!!!

Puts a new slant on the saying, go & get Jeffed!