well done cosy

[Jimmy]

well done to this big fella on his ODI debut and getting 74 as well.

has copped shit since he first turned out for the Elizabeth Ships when he was 10 and us bigger kids gave him shit and now he has become an aussie cricketer and will soon make his test debut...Great to have an international cricketer come from the EDCC.

well done tubbs

Magpiespower should love this

[MightyEagles]

And may he play many more. Unless those silly selectors decide that he's from SA and drop him.

[Rik E Boy]

And may he play many more. Unless those silly selectors decide that he's from SA and drop him.

That's why the CD was invented..because people don't like a broken record.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Cosi>>>>Clarke but..

Dear Mark,

Do yourself a favour son and drop the weight. If you are this size at your age it's going to get worse when you get older unless you change your habits. My bud Booney scoped you out at a Deli recently and you were cornering the pastry stock. I reckon you really look the goods but if you blimp out your fielding will let you down.

Do us a favour and drop the weight. Then we might be able to pi55 off that brainless Clarkey who might have done a Hodge and peaked already. You are good enough to be a regular at Test and One Day level but your fitness will count against you the minute you bag a couple of low scores.

Do you want to be an International cricketer?? It shouldnt' matter mate, but it does.

regards,

REB

[blink]

Cosgrove was not upgraded to a full CA contract yesterday. Maybe the weight REB spoke about is the reason why, because I can't see any other reason why he wouldn't have received one.

[stampy]

why didnt cozzie get a bloody contract?? do they think he might buy a couple of pie shops or something?

[Jimmy]

it has top be the reason...he can be a star if he trims down, but he loves the pies and beer in england...keep him away from county stints and he'll do alright...he'll be better off training indoors and being monitored in the kitchen at home.

[Rik E Boy]

The top seven reasons why Cozzie didn't get a CA contract

7. He doesn't play for NSW (just for you Mighty Eags )
6. You can't get Farmer's Union Iced Coffee or Villis pies on tour
5. Micheal Clarke's modelling agency wouldn't hire him
4. He drinks West End
3. Punter overheard Cozzie cracking Tasmanian jokes in the dressing room in Bangladesh
2. He got Dan Cullen on the piss
1. He failed to get a gig on 'The Biggest Loser'

Aha!! The secret's out.

regards,

REB

[blink]

If Trevor Hohns was still chairman of selectors then it would be reason 7 swapped with reason 1.

Top cricketer though, and if he keeps making runs in domestic cricket, he will eventually be selected. When he is 30, like Hussey & Lehmann!!

[Rik E Boy]

If Trevor Hohns was still chairman of selectors then it would be reason 7 swapped with reason 1.

Top cricketer though, and if he keeps making runs in domestic cricket, he will eventually be selected. When he is 30, like Hussey & Lehmann!!

Yeah, Qlder's go out of their way to select NSW players.

regards,

REB

[blink]

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Yeah, Qlder's go out of their way to select NSW players.

regards,

REB

REB, you've posted the names and moaned many times about the extremely high number of NSW players in the Aussie side detracting from the NSW state teams.

I guess my complaining could be due a little to SA sour grapes, as the reason they are in there is probably due to the fact that they deserve to be. But did Lehmann, Hussey & others etc deserve to be in there earlier whilst the selectors persisted with certain NSW players? I think so anyway!

[MightyEagles]

Thanks REB.

[Booney]

"Can I help you?"


"Two pies and a sausage roll thanks."



ALLEGEDLY

[Rik E Boy]

"Can I help you?"


"Two pies and a sausage roll thanks."



ALLEGEDLY

That's the one. Well he had to have something to tide him over until Morning tea nyuck nyuck..

regards,

REB

[Rooster Chic]

Wayne Phillips flew to melb on tues to discuss with the aus selectors cosgroves weight issues which of course is why he didnt get an ACB contract....

[Rik E Boy]

Wayne Phillips flew to melb on tues to discuss with the aus selectors cosgroves weight issues which of course is why he didnt get an ACB contract....

Food for thought
He bit off more than he could chew
They were just chewing the fat
It was a hard story to swallow

nyuck nyuck. It doesn't matter if you can actually play or not, you've just got to be slim with blonde hair. Works for Clarkey, so get the weight off and get the peroxide out Cossy...a blue cap wouldn't go astray either.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

Made a meal of it?

[Rik E Boy]

DOH. Can't believe I missed that one!

regards,

REB

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