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AN Englishman issued a ticket for speeding in the Adelaide Hills has had the fine withdrawn because he's never been in Australia.
David Smart, a 65-year-old former surveyor from **** in northern England, was flabbergasted to receive a speeding ticket from South Australian Police.
He was fined $196 for driving 8km/h over the speed limit in Littlehampton in the Adelaide Hills.
SA Police said today they issued Mr Smart the ticket after the registered owner of the speeding vehicle, Kathryn Julia Fluin, signed a statutory declaration declaring the Englishman was driving the car at the time of the offence.
"I've never been to Australia, which is a wonderful country I'm sure, and I would love to go there one day," Mr Smart said.
"And I've never had a ticket in my life, I'm pleased to say.
"The woman is obviously mistaken and where she got my name and address from I have no idea."
After consulting with **** police, Mr Smart was advised not to pay the fine, which originally arrived in his letterbox last December.
However he received a stern reminder from SA Police, ordering him to pay up or risk being issued an even heftier fine.
The fine stated the car was caught speeding at 68km/h in a 60km/h zone on Adelaide Road, Littlehampton, at 9am on December 14, 2007.
The fine said Ms Fluin "affirmed in a statutory declaration that you were the driver of the vehicle at the time of the alleged offence".
"I went to my local police station and they advised me against payment because I haven't been there," Mr Smart said.
"I think if I get caught for speeding I'll have to give them Kathryn Fluin's name.
SA Police business services director Denis Patriarca said today Mr Smart had been exonerated.
"As the nominated driver has disputed being the driver of the vehicle at the time of the alleged offence, his expiation notice has been withdrawn and police are following up with the registered owner," he said.
Ms Fluin, who couldn't be contacted today, is likely to be charged with wilfully making a false statutory declaration, which carries a maximum penalty of four years jail.
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