Sex with a table?

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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby rod_rooster » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:40 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:"Honey will you lay the table please"

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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby Punk Rooster » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:57 pm

apparently the table got upset when he didn't call the next day...
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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:15 pm

RIP MY CLOTH OFF!!!
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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby LaughingKookaburra » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:20 pm

Punk Rooster wrote:apparently the table got upset when he didn't call the next day...

He only had 1 call,give the bloke a break......... Typical table.
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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby therisingblues » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:50 am

Pretty poor table manners.
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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby therisingblues » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:52 am

I heard he mistook a restaurant for a brothel because he could reserve tables there.




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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby smac » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:46 am

therisingblues wrote:Pretty poor table manners.

I wonder if he kept his elbows off the table?
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Re: Sex with a table?

Postby Dog_ger » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:51 am

SPLINTERS :shock: :shock: :lol:
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