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[hawkseye]

JEFF IS A f****** GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome aboard

[Super Coach]

Im new to this thread but this Jeff guy really seems like a real Champion.

I am willing to pay anyone good money if they successfully get Jeff's autograph.

i have it and its personaly signed,
to hearts on fire thanks for the support a loving rub JEFF
it will cost you 45c and its waiting for you behind the north haven bar
no really it is!

[hawkseye]

Jeff is back on top where he belongs. Thats what Beryl says too

[Scorpion]

Jeff spotted with a woman (not very attractive) in camouflage gear head to toe - not sure if it was Beryl or his Army issued protector - he is pretty famous and it must be very hard to deal with all the attention everywhere he goes. Poor Jeff, anonymity lost forever...............

[Rupert My Boy]

Scorpion, my info is that is was Tony Mokbel's ex hooker wife, seems Jeff has been getting some extra curricular activity with the 'hotdog'

[Scorpion]

Scorpion, my info is that is was Tony Mokbel's ex hooker wife, seems Jeff has been getting some extra curricular activity with the 'hotdog'

Come to think of it, she did have that whole 'meth' look about her. Skank. Hope Beryl doesn't get too upset. She has nothing to worry about that's for sure.

[hawkseye]

Scorpion, my info is that is was Tony Mokbel's ex hooker wife, seems Jeff has been getting some extra curricular activity with the 'hotdog'

Come to think of it, she did have that whole 'meth' look about her. Skank. Hope Beryl doesn't get too upset. She has nothing to worry about that's for sure.

I think its a disgrace to even suggest Jeff would lower himself to use hookers let alone druggie hookers! Ive seen Jeff click his fingers and chicks come runnin. He also bangs walls for the lights to come and bangs jukeboxes for music to play. He is the modern day Fonz

[Rupert My Boy]

Heard on the grapevine that Beryl and Jeff have split, seems Beryl has a big case of the s^*@ts 'cause jeff's not only been banging the walls for the lights to come on. Seems he's been bangin' lots of things!

[Nuff Said]

Seems jeff has been a busy boy. Along with banging everything with a heart beat, it seems that he has also been writing a book called "Jeff's Magic Hands" seems he has also had the help of J K Rowling and don't be surprised to see this go to the movies. J K Rowling can be quoted in saying, "Jeff has more magic in his hands than Harry could ever dream of in his wand!" Already talks about book number two, and whispers have it its titled "Jeff and the Magic rub"

[The Ash Man]

Seems jeff has been a busy boy. Along with banging everything with a heart beat, it seems that he has also been writing a book called "Jeff's Magic Hands" seems he has also had the help of J K Rowling and don't be surprised to see this go to the movies. J K Rowling can be quoted in saying, "Jeff has more magic in his hands than Harry could ever dream of in his wand!" Already talks about book number two, and whispers have it its titled "Jeff and the Magic rub"

ha ha classic

I also heard that Jeffs appendage was on standby for the bushfire season to be used as a fire hose in conjunction with the Elvis chopper

[Footy Chick]

I can't wait to print this off and show him.. he'll be most impressed

[Footy Chick]

****NEWSFLASH****

For a glimpse of the great man, tune into Grassroots this Thursday at 8.30pm.. exclusive footage of Jeff doing what he does best..

[smac]

He was in fine form this evening, resplendent in his orange vest, offering his services to anyone.

[LaughingKookaburra]

****NEWSFLASH****

For a glimpse of the great man, tune into Grassroots this Thursday at 8.30pm.. exclusive footage of Jeff doing what he does best..

Chicky u better not be kidding........ Look at the ratings this week go through the roof. Can we also suggest that Jeff gets a myspace or a face book??

[LaughingKookaburra]

****NEWSFLASH****

For a glimpse of the great man, tune into Grassroots this Thursday at 8.30pm.. exclusive footage of Jeff doing what he does best..

Chicky u better not be kidding........ Look at the ratings this week go through the roof. Can we also suggest that Jeff gets a myspace or a face book??

Showing what he does best..... Gives the title 'Grass roots' a whole new meaning

[Scorpion]

BREAKING NEWS
Jeff has quit as North Havens trainer!
Someone questioned his authority and he was none too impressed!
This is a big day in SAAFL history

[ouzo666]

How do you know this scorpion?

[Scorpion]

How do you know this scorpion?

Straight from the horse's mouth.

[Brock Landers]

There is going to be more written about this than when Princess Di was killed.

In 20 years time I'll be telling my kids, "I remember where I was when I heard that Jeff quit"

[hawkseye]

I heard he has excepted a movie contract as the next Rambo. He actualy told Sly to pull his head in and retire!
As if anyone would even consider questioning the great man. I believe he used the force on them.