Quote of the Year

[Punk Rooster]

Maybe she lives in Glenelg...

[Wedgie]

Maybe she lives in Glenelg...

She assured us she didn't!

[Sandoid]

She lives in a paledrome? A hut made out of empty Cooper's cartons?

The best palindrome is

A Man, a plan, a canal: Panama

here endeth the lesson

[Rushby Hinds]

From the Snout's site, from last year's granny..

For those who know me, I sometimes use poetic licence when telling a story, to make it a bit more thrilling.

This tale is 100% dead set.

Date-line, today, about 15 minutes into the first quarter of the main game.

Scores

Dogs 2.2
Eagles 1.0

Two "stoner" dogs fans behind me, start chanting a song

"we are six points up
We are six points up
We are six points up
We are six points up"

Me "excuse me guys, you are leading by eight ponts"

Look of stunned silence. Then one of them COUNTED THE SCORE ON HIS FINGERS

"Cheers mate, you are right"

[Mr66]

Thank you all gentlemen, all this is PURE GOLD.

[RustyCage]

That probably takes the cake for the most unintelligent remark I've known from a spectator.

In 2001 at Elizabeth, one Dogs fan told Dad to look at the scoreboard - the scores were 10.4 each.

Most stupid comment Ive ever heard at the footy was at the Showdown a few weeks back. A Crow supporter called out after a marking contest: Come on umpire, its two on to one, thats a free kick to the Crows!

[Il Duce]

the best two comments I have ever heard at the football, was when a dogs supporter told me that if central won every game they would be on top off the ladder. you dont say! and when the same person told to get f*cked you wharfie dole blugger, not bad for a job that pays $90,000 a year, and you wanna call port supporters thick.

[Jimmy]

Maybe she lives in 2002 or 1991?

Having seen her I would have thought 1881 might have been closer to the mark though.

I live in 2002

[Booney]

Why do they have to barrack for us?

[doggies4eva]

I think she lives in the loos at Alberton Oval -

oval lavo

[Blue Boy]

My god, the Port supporters on the outer side were unbelievable today,luckily they had no comeback to me all day as I wore my Roosters cap and they seemed embarassed about remembering last week.
Anyway, Quote of the Year happened on the way to Borat's car afterwards, some clown's hung out of a car and carried on like peanuts and Borat made a passing comment about the "ferals".
Two woman probably about 60 were walking next to us and one starts going off about "Genelg" fans going back to "Genelg".
When Borat pointed out the word is actually GLenelg as its a paledrome she started F'ing this and F'ing that in front of Borat's young son abusing us.

And here it comes
"I know what a paledrome is, I live in one!"

WTF???

Christ, did I laugh.

Did she have her teeth in or out ???

[redden whites]

I had a Sturt guy scream at me that our "last premiership coach came from Sturt and we couldn't produce one of our own and never will "at the top of his voice seconds before the siren at the Elimination Final last year.I replied where did your last premiership coach come from mate???????? answer back ............... "he played at Sturt and one a Magarey Medal you loser"....still laugh whenever I think back to it

[Adelaide Hawk]

Most stupid comment Ive ever heard at the footy was at the Showdown a few weeks back. A Crow supporter called out after a marking contest: Come on umpire, its two on to one, thats a free kick to the Crows!

The scary thing is that fan would have honestly thought it was a free kick. Don't you just love the new wave AFL supporters?

I guess when I think of ignorant people in the crowd, I am reminded of a Crows v Hawthorn game at Footy Park where Dunstall and Modra were booting goals at each end. Late in the 3rd term, Modra notched his 5th goal for the Crows. Dunstall was standing in the goal square down in front of us. This idiot behind me stood up and shouted, "Modra's kicked 5 Dunstall, how many have YOU got?". I turned around and said, "He's kicked 7". The guy started to argue with me until his mate said to him, "Hey shut up idiot, I think Dunstall HAS kicked 7". Even the Crows fans started laughing at him, it was priceless. He sat down and never said a word for the rest of the match.

[Leaping Lindner]

Most stupid comment Ive ever heard at the footy was at the Showdown a few weeks back. A Crow supporter called out after a marking contest: Come on umpire, its two on to one, thats a free kick to the Crows!

The scary thing is that fan would have honestly thought it was a free kick. Don't you just love the new wave AFL supporters?

I guess when I think of ignorant people in the crowd, I am reminded of a Crows v Hawthorn game at Footy Park where Dunstall and Modra were booting goals at each end. Late in the 3rd term, Modra notched his 5th goal for the Crows. Dunstall was standing in the goal square down in front of us. This idiot behind me stood up and shouted, "Modra's kicked 5 Dunstall, how many have YOU got?". I turned around and said, "He's kicked 7". The guy started to argue with me until his mate said to him, "Hey shut up idiot, I think Dunstall HAS kicked 7". Even the Crows fans started laughing at him, it was priceless. He sat down and never said a word for the rest of the match.

Speaking of Hawthorn / Crows matches. At Waverley in 97 Matthew and Jonathon Robran were contesting a boundary throw in front of where I was sitting. A rather eldery female Hawthorn supporter yelled out "You're a wanker Robran."
To which I replied "Which one? And don't you DARE say their father."
Much laughter in the vicinity from both Hawks and Crows fans.

Heard on the weekend.

"It's always a good day when Richmond beat Port Adelaide."
"Probably is mate. But lets deal with what's happening today."
"Yeah well....get f***ed mate..you're losing..you f***ing losers."
"Not to worry mate we'll see you again in September. Oh sorry.....you're Richmond aren't you."

(I have no idea who the Crows supporter was! )

[topsywaldron]

Best line I heard on Friday night was "Bamford you are an ANIMAL". How we laughed.

[am Bays]

I susppose the most scary thing about these fine examples of human intellegence is their vote has the same value as ours....

Sort of makes a mockery of the one man one vote democracy ethos doesn't it????

[Punk Rooster]

I susppose the most scary thing about these fine examples of human intellegence is their vote has the same value as ours....

Sort of makes a mokery of the one man one vote democracy ethos doesn't it????

it is this principle which also generates Glenelg supporters...

[doggies4eva]

I susppose the most scary thing about these fine examples of human intellegence is their vote has the same value as ours....

Sort of makes a mockery of the one man one vote democracy ethos doesn't it????

I suppose you are advocating a dictatorship headed by your idol Cornsey?

[Rik E Boy]

My god, the Port supporters on the outer side were unbelievable today,luckily they had no comeback to me all day as I wore my Roosters cap and they seemed embarassed about remembering last week.
Anyway, Quote of the Year happened on the way to Borat's car afterwards, some clown's hung out of a car and carried on like peanuts and Borat made a passing comment about the "ferals".
Two woman probably about 60 were walking next to us and one starts going off about "Genelg" fans going back to "Genelg".
When Borat pointed out the word is actually GLenelg as its a paledrome she started F'ing this and F'ing that in front of Borat's young son abusing us.

And here it comes
"I know what a paledrome is, I live in one!"

WTF???

Christ, did I laugh.

LMAO that is funny. How I miss the mixed crowds of the SANFL. Only ever got threatened once..yep by a Port supporter god bless em. Funny thing is I didn't even say anything to the guy and the game hadn't even started!

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

From the Snout's site, from last year's granny..

For those who know me, I sometimes use poetic licence when telling a story, to make it a bit more thrilling.

This tale is 100% dead set.

Date-line, today, about 15 minutes into the first quarter of the main game.

Scores

Dogs 2.2
Eagles 1.0

Two "stoner" dogs fans behind me, start chanting a song

"we are six points up
We are six points up
We are six points up
We are six points up"

Me "excuse me guys, you are leading by eight ponts"

Look of stunned silence. Then one of them COUNTED THE SCORE ON HIS FINGERS

"Cheers mate, you are right"

LMAO again! More GOLD. See Booney they're not all yours heh heh.

regards,

REB