1 In the witch's house, what did Homer accidentally eat?
A CANDY CANE
2 "My wife is not a _________ to pass around. I took a sacred vow on my wedding day to _________ her for ever." Homer said this when he found Marge at the campground.
DOOBIE - BOGARD
3 A billboard in Springfield claimed to be the home to who?
THE BEATLES
4 According to Bart, whose music was why babies are idiots?
ROOFI
5 According to 'N Sync, what was the U.S. Navy not protecting us from?
SPERM WHALES
6 According to a news report, who apologized to the pope, and promised to replace a windshield?
BURT REYNOLDS
7 According to Apu, 11:30 PM is the peak hour for ____________ buying shinnying things.
STONED TEENAGERS
8 According to Apu, what has never been done?
MAKING AN ALL SYRUP SQUISHEE
9 According to Arnie Pie, what was lose on the expressway?
INFECTED MONKEYS
10 According to Barbara Bush, Springfield is a town with the ____________ in America.
LOWEST VOTER TURNOUT
11 According to Bart, how was the lepers cured?
BY SOME BEARDED DUDE
12 According to Bart, what was a Kwyjibo?
A FATDUMB BALDING NORTH AMERICAN APE WITH NO CHIN
13 According to Bart, what was Brazil's favorite children's TV show?
TELEBOOBIES
14 According to Bart, who could play Homer?
JOHN GOODMAN
15 According to Bart, who was the first source for the story of Mayor Quimby buying a pool instead of fixing potholes?
NELSON