Are Port going soft?

[CENTURION]

Well, it's been confirmed, Port are turning into a mob of cubicle-pissing soft-cocks! I rang KG & Cornsey to get some clarification on why McCabe was reported 3 days after Saturday's match, when clearly, none of the umpires were interested in reporting him at all on game day. They stated that for him to be reported so late in the week, SOMEONE must have lodged a complaint! I find this enormously amusing, considering the stuff that they have been dishing out for years, ever since Fossil Williams turned them into sniping thugs. It also gives me a chuckle when they (and everyone else for that matter) whinge & moan about those "dirty Gowans boys", when in all reality all they do is shit-stir & irritate the opposition, so as to put them off their game. GUESS WHAT? IT WORKS! Correct me if I am wrong but I am pretty sure that neither Twin has been reported, found guilty & been suspended! They, together with Danny Hulm, introduced to the club a certain mongrel attitude & a burning desire to win & the success has flowed ever since. How the wheel has turned.

[Wedgie]

Maybe it was Glenelg that lodged a complaint seeing as they're playing the Dogs this week?
If anything they should have lodged a thank you for fairly bumping Butcher.

[CENTURION]

Wedgie, how do you get those kittens to balance on your shoulders? Are they nailed on?

[Wedgie]

Wedgie, how do you get those kittens to balance on your shoulders? Are they nailed on?

I haven't washed my shirt for years, I think they just stick on.

[Grand Central]

A good phonecall, Centurian. I did note Cornes' attitude to your call at the start as if he was going to throw a curveball at a Centrals supporter, but that changed when you explained the reason for your concern and the issue of video reporting.

Also good that you mentioned the interest on the internet on this issue. It showed just how out-of-touch 5AA is about grassroots football.

[Pseudo]

I rang KG & Cornsey

And you expect us to take the rest of your post seriously?