Streakers

[Keepitreal]

cufc v kfc, 5-6 weeks ago..cufc won and a streaker went from the clubhouse across the oval and down the street..small penis and his body was way out of shape..we had lost but we laughed

Would have to Nathan Fenwick or Smallwick by the sound of it

[zedman]

lol..was smallwick a typo?

[cataroo]

does anyone no the fines\sanctions apply to streaking?

If players can get 2 games for pissing behind a tree, you'd get a months jail for streaking.!

did that happen at gepps?

[heater31]

does anyone no the fines\sanctions apply to streaking?

If players can get 2 games for pissing behind a tree, you'd get a months jail for streaking.!

did that happen at gepps?

nope 2 blokes in Div 4 got done earlier this year and If I remember correctly they were from a club playing in the GF this weekend

[Sponge Bob]

does anyone no the fines\sanctions apply to streaking?

If players can get 2 games for pissing behind a tree, you'd get a months jail for streaking.!

did that happen at gepps?

No, happened to someone playing at park 9 I think against PAOC

[Iron Fist]

it happened to 2 portland players
they were warming up on far side of PAOC oval, needed to pee so went into the bushs so were almost not visible as they were going onto oval and changerooms were about 500m away
no one seen anything apart from there backs and PAOC dobbed them in to the amateur league
both players recieved the 2 games, was probably more sterile in the bushes then in PAC's change rooms!!

[Felch]

it happened to 2 portland players
they were warming up on far side of PAOC oval, needed to pee so went into the bushs so were almost not visible as they were going onto oval and changerooms were about 500m away
no one seen anything apart from there backs and PAOC dobbed them in to the amateur league
both players recieved the 2 games, was probably more sterile in the bushes then in PAC's change rooms!!

PAOC never dobbed us in, we just told the playing group that as a bit of extra motivation when we played them next time.

A SAAFL official saw it and reported it. Nothing to do with PAOC, other than the fact their facilities are sh!t !!!

[zedman]

lol felch...nice one you lying bastards, poor redmen never knew what hit them!!

[Pag]

cufc v kfc, 5-6 weeks ago..cufc won and a streaker went from the clubhouse across the oval and down the street..small penis and his body was way out of shape..we had lost but we laughed

Would have to Nathan Fenwick or Smallwick by the sound of it

Fenwick? Haha, bullshit, he couldn't run across an oval. His lungs would've caved in by the time he hit the centre square.

[Felch]

lol felch...nice one you lying bastards, poor redmen never knew what hit them!!

In fairness, we did honestly think that they dobbed us in to begin with. We just kept it to ourselves when we found out the truth

[zedman]

thats beautiful

the streaker was a shortass pag, and short..yeah well..scared the cr4p out of the guy sitting at the bustop next to the oval

[Kilo]

thats beautiful

the streaker was a shortass pag, and short..yeah well..scared the cr4p out of the guy sitting at the bustop next to the oval

The streaker from united goes by the name "Cockie"....... it was funny watching him run down the road with no where to go....

[Keepitreal]

cufc v kfc, 5-6 weeks ago..cufc won and a streaker went from the clubhouse across the oval and down the street..small penis and his body was way out of shape..we had lost but we laughed

Would have to be Nathan Fenwick or Smallwick by the sound of it

Fenwick? Haha, bullshit, he couldn't run across an oval. His lungs would've caved in by the time he hit the centre square.

True, he wouldn't have moved far from the canteen or BBQ but his body is also way out of shape..............hang on round is a shape!

[Keepitreal]

thats beautiful

the streaker was a shortass pag, and short..yeah well..scared the cr4p out of the guy sitting at the bustop next to the oval

The streaker from united goes by the name "Cockie"....... it was funny watching him run down the road with no where to go....

Not very "Christian" of him!

[Kilo]

thats beautiful

the streaker was a shortass pag, and short..yeah well..scared the cr4p out of the guy sitting at the bustop next to the oval

The streaker from united goes by the name "Cockie"....... it was funny watching him run down the road with no where to go....

Not very "Christian" of him!

HA HA nice one

[growler79]

04 Div 6 elimination final Nth Pines V Central United at Edwardstown, Nth Pines associate streaked across oval to the delight and much laughter of the crowd only to find that his pissed mates did the double cross and wouldn't give his clothes back and spent the second half like Dickie Knee just a head peering over the eastern side oval advertising signs, was also a very cold day and like his team didn't have any b@#ls with Nth Pines going down easy.

Hahaha yes i played in that game and it was my mate who was the streaker, Pines were being beaten easily by United or should i say Barnesy. Someone went around with a hat for donations for him to do it think he got about $43 if i remember rightly. He ran out to the middle wiith shoe ova his old fella, got to the middle took the shoe away and had a good couple hip thrusts to send the old fella flopping around. Continued onto the other side jumped the fence and yes he was waiting a while for his clothes to be brought around to him. Good end to a shit day for pines.

[magpie in the 80's]

from the country regionals yeaterday

Congratulations to the streaker yesterday, one of the funniest moments that I will ever witness in a footy game. For those who werent there, he ran out butt naked during the 3rd or 4th quarter, pull off a well staged spin in mid air before having a massive stack and landing on his head, completely knocking him out cold. He was stretchered off completey nude, holding up the A grade game for about 5 mins. Classic form!!!

[Dogwatcher]

That's gold Maggie!

I have two streaker stories from my time in the country.

One was last season. We were playing a home game and a supporter was having his buck's show. As part of it his mates had dressed him in minimal women's clothing. Just prior to a break he ran on to the field and down the middle of the ground. I wouldn't call it a 'streak' as he had
some clothes on, plus he was barely running - but it was funny nonetheless.

Another one was during a cricket game. A very rotund supporter of our team known as Bomber, very well known in local sporting circles, took his clothes off and then flopped over the boundary line and on to his stomach, rolling around and making whale sounds. Very apt actually as that's how he looked.

[Lunchcutter]

boo no streaker to be seen at hv yesterday ..... well from first game anyway booooo

[the joker]

i reckon a few salisbury north supporters are thinking about doing it next week