by another grub » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:43 am
If footy clubs were women,
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over but especially good down back
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - Very decent despite not having much up front
Fremantle would be Danni minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St. Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - Has the biggest and best assets going around, be we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle McPherson - Past her glorious best but still easyon the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - At times she can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - Lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - Last women on earth scenario, you still wouldn't.