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Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:08 pm

Someones phone rang at smoko so I automatically came out with:

"That'll be the phone Reg"

(for those that aren't that old, it was an old Telecom/Telstra ad)

Which quotes/lines from ads do you find most memorable?
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:08 pm

Not happy Jan would have to be up there
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Booney » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:09 pm

The broccolli in the new dip ad " Have your own f****n party then!"
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Tooting Bec » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:10 pm

What about the 'just for men' ad when after he's gotten rid of his distinguished greys
the lady comes over and says
"You nailed me!"
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Bob Loblaw » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:14 pm

three for free ad
"does that include err optical?"
"yes...and dental"
"oh kewl!"
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby JK » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:23 pm

"Tall Jan Is Malicious" Is the one that cracks me up, but plenty used:

"It'll change the colour of your day" - Crunchie
"Marge the Rains are ere" - McCains maybe?
"Help Me Rhonda" - Can't remember
"Claytons - The drink you have when you're not having a drink"
The one with Barry Sheen and Dick Johnson - "Anything else mate, how about a sock?"
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby toot toot » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:24 pm

Blackswan Dip

"black thong, Black Swan the dip that's what i'm after"

Tooting Bec you might enjoy that one :D
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:27 pm

5 cougars thanks
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:28 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:"Tall Jan Is Malicious" Is the one that cracks me up, but plenty used:

"It'll change the colour of your day" - Crunchie
"Marge the Rains are ere" - McCains maybe?
"Help Me Rhonda" - Can't remember
"Claytons - The drink you have when you're not having a drink"
The one with Barry Sheen and Dick Johnson - "Anything else mate, how about a sock?"


Tall Jan is a good one. We have a "Malicious call trace" button on our phones at work, and I've vanalised it by writing "Tall Jan is" on a post it and strategically placing it above the said button. :lol:
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby the joker » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:32 pm

Marge The Rains are here
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Tooting Bec » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:35 pm

toot toot wrote:Blackswan Dip

"black thong, Black Swan the dip that's what i'm after"

Tooting Bec you might enjoy that one :D


It is my favourite ad at the moment. It's right up there with the antz pantz one from a few years back. "sick em rex!" Classic and the bird was a cracker to boot!
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby JK » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:37 pm

Tooting Bec wrote:
toot toot wrote:Blackswan Dip

"black thong, Black Swan the dip that's what i'm after"

Tooting Bec you might enjoy that one :D


It is my favourite ad at the moment. It's right up there with the antz pantz one from a few years back. "sick em rex!" Classic and the bird was a cracker to boot!


LOL Fair call on both of those
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Lunchcutter » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:38 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:""Help Me Rhonda" - Can't remember



That would be the Advertiser Classifieds....

help me rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby JK » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:41 pm

Other catchphrases that have stuck:

"Are your Macleans showing?"

"Uh oh, Razamatazz"

"The Dolmio Grin"

"Matter of fact I got it now" VB

And yeah, thats the one, cheers lunchy
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:43 pm

I reckon we've forgotton a fairly prominent one....


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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Choccies » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:50 pm

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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:51 pm

Decore

Dont tell me you're not singing it now FC :lol:
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Bob Loblaw » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:53 pm

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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:54 pm

The Ash Man wrote:Decore

Dont tell me you're not singing it now FC :lol:


I thought one of the guys in that ad was hot... used to love watching it, :lol:

When people at telling me they want something over and over again (you, "i want, I want, I want...ususally kids) , I'll tell them I want my Mister Matey! :D
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Re: Classic ad quotes

Postby Bob Loblaw » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:00 pm

i want the shampoo she's using
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