Bigpond....
"Dad, why did they build the great wall of China?"
"That was during the time of emperor Nazi Goring, and ah, it was to keep the rabbits out - there's too many rabbits in China"
Classic ad quotes
Re: Classic ad quotes
by A Mum » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:25 pm
My favourite !!
Bigpond....
"Dad, why did they build the great wall of China?"
"That was during the time of emperor Nazi Goring, and ah, it was to keep the rabbits out - there's too many rabbits in China"
Bigpond....
"Dad, why did they build the great wall of China?"
"That was during the time of emperor Nazi Goring, and ah, it was to keep the rabbits out - there's too many rabbits in China"
You get what you give....
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by CK » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:45 pm
"Where do ya get it?" (Foodland)
"Tahiti sounds nice" (Imperial Leather)
"Tahiti sounds nice" (Imperial Leather)
Can you guess where I'm calling from, the Las Vegas Hilton...
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Big Phil » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:13 pm
Mutual Community Ad...
Little Irish Guy... "Really"
MC Guy... "ah, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure"
LI... "sorry, I don't get it, can you explain that last bit"
Little Irish Guy... "Really"
MC Guy... "ah, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure"
LI... "sorry, I don't get it, can you explain that last bit"
Re: Classic ad quotes
by MightyEagles » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:20 pm
I feel better now - Medibank Private
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by redden whites » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:50 pm
The Adelaide Crows membership drive in 94 "The futures so bright we gotta wear shades".........Cornes got the arse before the year was out!!!
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by JAS » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:19 pm
"Looks like we overdid it with the sherry"...and it's an Aussie one too
Don't know if it was shown over there so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcOnqDLeAMs
Regards
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Don't know if it was shown over there so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcOnqDLeAMs
Regards
JAS
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We haven't got a plank. Just ******* jump
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by the joker » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:21 pm
remember that cash converters ad
Thirteen thirteen thirteen... fourteen!
when that bloke gets poked in the eye
Thirteen thirteen thirteen... fourteen!
when that bloke gets poked in the eye
I love vegatarian food. It goes great with steak.
Re: Classic ad quotes
by the joker » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:23 pm
what about VB
Matter a fact i got it now
Matter a fact i got it now
I love vegatarian food. It goes great with steak.
Re: Classic ad quotes
by the joker » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:24 pm
Where the bloody hell are ya
I love vegatarian food. It goes great with steak.
Re: Classic ad quotes
by spell_check » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:42 pm
"Shropshire? Really? How wonderful!"
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Dogwatcher » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:43 pm
Gogomobile, gee oh gee oh
Nah, not the dart, not the dart.
Nah, not the dart, not the dart.
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Dogwatcher » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:44 pm
Lunchcutter wrote:Constance_Perm wrote:""Help Me Rhonda" - Can't remember
That would be the Advertiser Classifieds....
help me rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
pmsl
Didn't Rhonda end up getting murdered?
IIRC Rhonda wasn't the chick on the ad, but the girl at the end of the line when you rang the Tiser. Complicated, but...
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Dogwatcher » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:45 pm
Ah McCain's, you've done it again.
I hear it at least once a week, my mate inserts my last name instead.
One I absolutely detest is "are your MacLean's showing?"
Those who know me will know why.
I hear it at least once a week, my mate inserts my last name instead.
One I absolutely detest is "are your MacLean's showing?"
Those who know me will know why.
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by am Bays » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:26 pm
"Its the herbs and spices" Nah its the way its cooked"
"Don't wait to be told, you need Palmolive Gold"
The best end of the day, is the West End of the Day"
"Its our State, SA Great"
"You know what I mean"
"Still the one"
"Aussie kids are Weetbix Kids"
"like liquid into the chalk"
"Ripper Rita - the ETA eater"
"Get yourself some Coon"
"Tooheys 2.2, breathe easy"
"Rank Arena - Australia's favourite colour TV"
"Bet you buy better at Banner"
"Don't wait to be told, you need Palmolive Gold"
The best end of the day, is the West End of the Day"
"Its our State, SA Great"
"You know what I mean"
"Still the one"
"Aussie kids are Weetbix Kids"
"like liquid into the chalk"
"Ripper Rita - the ETA eater"
"Get yourself some Coon"
"Tooheys 2.2, breathe easy"
"Rank Arena - Australia's favourite colour TV"
"Bet you buy better at Banner"
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
Re: Classic ad quotes
by GWW » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:32 pm
Dogwatcher wrote:Gogomobile, gee oh gee oh
Nah, not the dart, not the dart.
Its a wee ripper.
Re: Classic ad quotes
by The Big Shrek » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:35 pm
Oh Mr Hart!
The ad where Pro Hart makes a mosquito on a rug with cake, spaghetti et al.
The ad where Pro Hart makes a mosquito on a rug with cake, spaghetti et al.
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:37 pm
The Big Shrek wrote:Oh Mr Hart!
The ad where Pro Hart makes a mosquito on a rug with cake, spaghetti et al.
What a mess!
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Re: Classic ad quotes
by Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:38 pm
Dont just tip the winners, back ém on footypunt!
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