Classic ad quotes

[Strawb]

Dare milk ad
The postman was telling me that he has made love to every shelia in this street except one
and the missus replies as he is taking a mouthful Must be that stuck up B**ch at number 7.
Bolle sunnies had a top one a surfie is talking about being grapped at the beach and the girl says water must be cold and to which he said but i wasn't even wet.

[JK]

Macca's commercial where the kid in the back of the car is pulling faces at a bloke driving behind them, until said bloke pulls out a box of Macca's fries and pulls a face back.

Quotes mate,quotes....

I can give ya a quote mate, how does "Get F***ed" sound?

[Booney]

It sounds very familiar,thats how it sounds.

[JK]

LOL

[A Mum]

That ad with Kieren Perkins in it

"Kick it to me, Kick it to me"

(What was that advertising...lol)

[MightyEagles]

What's the softest tissue, in the bathroom you can issue, sorbet, the softest for sure.

The one with Lleyton Hewitt was in.

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That ad with Kieren Perkins in it

"Kick it to me, Kick it to me"

(What was that advertising...lol)

A cereal ad, I think. But can't remember what.

"There is nothing like a Crown - for picking it up and putting it down"
"It took Kambrook to think of it"
"You'll sleep wonderfully warm with Linda"

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That's what you'll find at a Welcome Mart
Welcome Mart, the store with a heart
That's Welcome Mart
The store with a heart

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"I got a truck lost its load about 300ks North of Dingo Woop Woop. Any takers? I reckon this one will be just right for you Johnny..." "What am I looking for?" "Can't miss it - great big Farmer's Union Iced Coffee Truck"

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And that Nescafe ad in more detail:

"I'm looking for something more exotic, like where you're from"
"Shropshire? Really? How wonderful!"

Then the cut to her friend who finds this very amusing and says in a mock voice "Very exotic"

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"Looks like we overdid it with the sherry"...and it's an Aussie one too

Don't know if it was shown over there so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcOnqDLeAMs

Regards
JAS

Most likely it would have only been shown in Queensland, given it's their "State beer".

[Footy Chick]

Sic ém Rex!

[am Bays]

"Le Specs, Le Tough"

"Colour my world" Channel 7 add when colour TV started

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"Oral-B - the toothpaste more dentists use"

And the "We can't show you his face because he is a dentist" thing

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"Oral-B - the toothpaste more dentists use"

And the "We can't show you his face because he is a dentist" thing

On second thought, it was the toothbrush, not the paste.

[the big bang]

"i cant beleive its not butter"

[johntheclaret]

"i cant beleive its not butter"

I can't believe 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't in fact butter.

[The Ash Man]

"Le Specs, Le Tough"

"Colour my world" Channel 7 add when colour TV started

you mean TV hasnt always been in colour??!!

[westozfalcon]

"Mother's making Kantong, doesn't take long, for the word to spread around..." Kantong asian food sauce

"I don't think she takes Fibre trim...but I think they do!!" - Fibre Trim

"Change the colour of your day" - Crunchie

"Oils aint Oils" - Castrol

"The Lion will roar in '84" - Holden

'The Hard Bar' - Scorched Peanut Bar ( the suggestive ad with a lumberjack impressing an attractive bit of trim with his woodchopping skills )

[magpie in the 80's]

That ad with Kieren Perkins in it

"Kick it to me, Kick it to me"

(What was that advertising...lol)

A cereal ad, I think. But can't remember what.

VITA BRITS