by magpie in the 80's » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:40 am
1. volume
....volumE
....voluME
....volUME
....voLUME
....vOLUME
....VOLUME PUMP UP THE VOLUME
2. Ox: Lifted boulder STRONG AS AN OX
....Child: Lifted pebble
....Woman: Lifted stone
....Man: Lifted boulder
3. suSPENDERS
....suSPENDERS
....suSPENDERS <==== LAST OF THE BIG SPENDERS
....suspenders
....suspenders
4. Cooling Propellers I Own;
....1 @ 2ft diameter
....1 @ 3ft diameter
....1 @ 4ft diameter <==== MY BIGGEST FAN
5. I RGRGRGRGRGRG A VIRGINIA
6. The Hamburgler Horse Rustlers HONOUR AMONGEST THIEVES
.....Bonnie & Clyde Honour Ali Baba
.....The Great Train Robbers Billy the Kid
7. Baby booties for Jim
....School shoes for Fred
....Clown shoes for Phil <=== BIG SHOES TO FILL
8. sun rock rock *rock* 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
9. FOREHEAD | Crotchet FACE THE MUSIC
....EYES | Quaver
....NOSE | Rest
....MOUTH | Semi-breve
....CHIN | Minim
10. They "A bird in..."
......The "...the hand..."
......Th "is worth two..."
......T "...in the bush."
......This "Too many..."
......Thi "...cooks..."
......Th "...spoil the..."
......T "...broth." THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
......That
......Tha
......Th
......T
11. Ci(3Dsquare)gar CUBAN CIGAR
12. Apis mellifera
......Your best behaviour BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR
13. UNOTU NOT IN USE
14. mini'll be thereute I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE
15. Why's blame
......What's blame
......When's blame
......Who's blame blame. WHO'S TO BLAME
16. 1915 - 1920 Queen Takesrook
......1920 - 1945 King T.H. Umb
......1945 - 1960 King Foraday
......1920 - 1945 = ? RULE OF THUMB
17. 12:01 "Snicker" LAUGH A MINUTE
......12:02 "Giggle"
......12:03 "Ha ha ha"
18. Joan is your mother
......George is your father
......Tracey is your sister
......Robert is your mother's brother <==== BOB'S YOUR UNCLE
......Harry is your mother's father
......George is your father's father
19. HoneyHoneyHoneyHoney CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY THAN VINEGAR
......HoneyFlyFlyFlyFlyHoney
......HoneyHoneyHoneyHoney
......VinegarVinegarVinegar
......VinegarFlyVinegar
......VinegarVinegar
20. Day
......Dusk
......Beagle, Collie, Poodle THREE DOG NIGHT
......Dawn
......Day
21. 1) Sliced at 10,000 Fathoms THE 1ST CUT IS THE DEEPEST
......2) Sliced at 5,000 Fathoms
......3) Sliced at 1,000 Fathoms
22. The evidence
......The evide
......The ev
......Th DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE
23. First Prize: The Stagecoach by H. Orse HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE
24. 2:53 AM = maelstrom
......9:48 AM = conundrum
......6:17 PM = talisman THE 3RD TIME IS A CHARM
25. Me: What is pi?
......Wonders: Pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795....... WILL WONDERS EVER CEASE
26. I say "Hello World." You respond "6/10".
......I say "What's Up?" You respond "4/10".
......I say "See You." You respond "9/10". YOU MARK MY WORDS
27. BeginONESIXTHREEning
......MidONEFOURdle
......TheONEend <=== IN THE END THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
28. Bank for Tigers 4.2% interest rate
......Bank for Lions 4.1% interest rate
......Bank for Cheetahs 0.0% interest rate CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER
29. THEHABIT
......THEH ABIT
......TH EH AB IT
......T H E H A B I T BREAKING THE HABIT
30. Your team mates
......1) P.Height
......2) R.Speed
......3) A.Length
......4) W.Time TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE
......My team mates
......1) R.Height
......2) J.Speed
......3) T. Length
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)