Classic ad quotes

[gadj1976]

"Wheeeeerrreeee do you get it? Tom's, the cheaper grocer"

dunno if this has already been said but :

"Where's the cheese" Peter Russell Clarke

[Dirko]

"Where's the cheese" Peter Russell Clarke

CLICK HERE

[The Ash Man]

"Where's the cheese" Peter Russell Clarke

CLICK HERE

Had me in stitches SJABC
GOLD!

[gadj1976]

"trust british paints, sure can" Rolf Harris

"I like aeroplane jelly"

"fasta pasta ev-ery day-a" Nigel Smart

[Thiele]

Cottees Cordial

My mum picks the fruit that to goes to Cottess,
that i like best

[Thiele]

Cottees Cordial

My mum picks the fruit that to goes to Cottees, that make the Cordial
that i like best

[MightyEagles]

I thought that it was 'My dad picks the fruit that goes to Cottees'.

Look it's the Milky Bar kid.

[MightyEagles]

Just like a Chocolate milkshake only crunchy.

[silicone skyline]

"No milk today"

[Pseudo]

"drink it Freddy"

[silicone skyline]

I'll toss ya for it

[am Bays]

The old State Bank ad.
Dad, "Son you want to know how you can get a car?"
Son, (expectantly) "Yeah??"
Dad, "Start Saving!!"

Amscol Icecreams: "South Australian Footy Colours"

"People trust Holden"

[trev]

This is an oldie from the 70s

Annoying younger sister "Wash your hands Geoffery"

Geoffery "With the solvo Gloria"

Always used to crack me up

[Pseudo]

Ahh, nutella.

We always say YES to nutella.

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"Lube Mobile will come to you, 13 13 32
That's 13 13 32."

It was 13 30 32, I reakon.

...call 13 30 32, tell me more, Lube Mobile
Lube Mobile will do the lot
On the office, on the spot
There's just thing you need to do
Call 13 30 32

For everything mechanical we've got it
We'll fix the car
Lube Mobile will come to you, 13 30 32
That's 13 30 32

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what about the AFL ad from about 96

I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT

They were good ads, with "unbelievable" playing in the background and george burns quoting

"a game that's older than me? I'd like to see that!"

From supermodel Christy Turlington:

"Men who score every few minutes? I'd like to see that"

[hearts on fire]

yep your on the money Spelly.

It's 13 30 32.

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Then there's Yellow Taxis, I think it's a radio ad only:

I need a taxi to my door
I try to think who shall I call
I want the one I had before
132 227 - go Yellow

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Call call Carpet Call - the experts in the trade

There was an ad c.2000 with a Jim Varney lookalike which included the following:

Hip-hop techno
Private part piercing
Herbal tea sipping folks
Who wouldn't know a fine bourbon even if they was swimmin' in it

There was more to it than that though

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Then there was the kid who was naming the different fruits in the fruit salad from SPC (I think)

"Slippery little sucker....grape"