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Postby bayman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:23 pm

let have suggestions for newspaper headlines for 2009 they can be serious, light hearted, stupid, political or whatever
i thought secret groups were a thing of the past, well not on websites anyway
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby bayman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:23 pm

i'll start with

"IT'S OSAMA VERSUS OBAMA"
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby Thiele » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:29 pm

Iam only dreaming about this

WEST ADELAIDE 2009 Premiers
James Ezard Joint 2009 Magarey Medalist

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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby redwhiteandblueblooded » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:37 pm

"Male remote with wife and child mute button that actually works"

Like you Theile, it's only a dream!!!
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby bayman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:53 pm

Thiele wrote:Iam only dreaming about this

WEST ADELAIDE 2009 Premiers



i was thinking of putting "south & west draw in grand final, replay at adelaide oval next sunday"
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:07 pm

BAYMAN MISSES 10 GLENELG GAMES IN A ROW - First time not at Glenelg game in Decades.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby Pseudo » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:44 pm

"EXCESS BEER CONSUMPTION FOUND TO HAVE SIGNIFICANT HEALTH BENEFITS"
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby the big bang » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:03 pm

Pseudo wrote:"EXCESS BEER CONSUMPTION FOUND TO HAVE SIGNIFICANT HEALTH BENEFITS"



that'd make my year!
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby the big bang » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:05 pm

WARNE RETURNS FOR ASHES M.O.T.S AWARD

BUDDY FRANKLIN KICKS STRAIGHT

IT'S RAINING
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:13 pm

SAFOOTY.NET = BEST WEBSITE EVER
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby Big Phil » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:14 am

DOGGIES WIN ANOTHER PREMIERSHIP...

Best SANFL team EVER !!!!!
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby GWW » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:27 am

Big Phil wrote:
Best SANFL team EVER !!!!!


:roll:

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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby Thiele » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:40 pm

Fiveaa Gets it wrong and replaces Steven Rowe with KG
James Ezard Joint 2009 Magarey Medalist

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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby stan » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:51 pm

"THE ADVERTISER SAYS SORRY FOR BEING NOTHING MORE THAN ROUGH TOILET PAPER"

"TODAT TONIGHT ACTUALLY REPORT A STORY USING FACTS!!!"

"JANE LOMAX SMITH FINALLY PULLS HEAD OF OF ........"
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby the joker » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:21 pm

Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby the joker » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:22 pm

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby wycbloods » Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:01 pm

the joker wrote:Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


LMAO :D
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jnr.

CoverKing said what?

Agree with AF on this one!
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Re: headlines for 2009

Postby Big Phil » Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:14 pm

GWW wrote:
Big Phil wrote:
Best SANFL team EVER !!!!!


:roll:

:twisted:

:axe:


bayman wrote:let have suggestions for newspaper headlines for 2009 they can be serious, light hearted, stupid, political or whatever



Relax GWW, like bayman said it can be serious, light hearted or stupid !!! - Take from that what you will, I was having a laugh mate ;)
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