Emergency dilemma - scam email.

[The Ash Man]

Rob,

Am from Australia but presently am in London for a very research programme. The address i gave to you is the hotel address where i lodged in. You need to send the money today because i do not have money to feed.

Deb

For a chick from Australia she dont speaken good English very

[The Ash Man]

D,

I have just got back from the bank, they've told me the best way to get the money to you is via them to your bank account.
I have to take a loan out to help you.
Unfortunately they won't be able to get the money through to you until Tuesday.
Monday is a public holiday - Australia Day.
Hopefully somehow you can find a way to celebrate Australia Day, while you are there.
Have you contacted your family in Australia? Where are they from? Maybe I can help you contact them....
I found a photo of a Deb Tanner on Google, is this you?Please tell me if there are other things I can do to help you, as the money will take some time to get through.
http://gallery.aut.ac.nz/albums/Blue_Awards_05/Debbie_Tanner.jpg

R

[A Mum]

Very good DW

The next chapter:
Is this you ??

[Felch]

Haha, that picture stuff is great !!!

[Dirko]

Debbie Tanner...she's one fit chick

There she goes.....

LMFAO......hahahahahaha....

Fantastic stuff DW !! Made me snort my morning coffee out of ny nose.....

[rod_rooster]

What a great thread You have to wonder how long they will keep trying before they give up. I can't wait for the next update

[Dogwatcher]

Jabber, I'll use your advice in the next reply (if there is one).

I'm so hoping that she says the Kiwi triathlete is her!

[Dirko]

Mate this is GOLD !!

I did a Western Union at work last night and had this goofy grin on my face the whole time doing it...

The customer thought I was a bit nuts

[Drop Bear]

Jabber, I'll use your advice in the next reply (if there is one).

I'm so hoping that she says the Kiwi triathlete is her!

You're on fire DW.
If it's the Kiwi traithlete I'm taking over.

[Booney]

Uf ut is the Kiwi ut will explain the poor English..

[Pseudo]

Righto test question !
[...]
So a question would be " What your Mothers maiden name? " or " Where does Auntie Jayne live ". It'd be a question & answer that only the recipient and sender should know.

How about "what is your cup size?"

Come on, I want boobies.... if you don't get a pic of her norks by the end of this then you've failed miserably!

[Dogwatcher]

Pseudo, let's be honest, the person on the end of this email is not likely to be a Kiwi/Aussie ingenue.
It'll be a poor drug addled fool pressed into service by the Russian Mafia.

[Psyber]

Pseudo, let's be honest, the person on the end of this email is not likely to be a Kiwi/Aussie ingenue.
It'll be a poor drug addled fool pressed into service by the Russian Mafia.

And they'll be shot or beaten up if they don't make their quota so do the right thing and pay up!

[Pseudo]

Pseudo, let's be honest, the person on the end of this email is not likely to be a Kiwi/Aussie ingenue.
It'll be a poor drug addled fool pressed into service by the Russian Mafia.

Yeah, but I bet (s)he could still find a picture of norks to pass off as her own...

[amber_fluid]

Pseudo, let's be honest, the person on the end of this email is not likely to be a Kiwi/Aussie ingenue.
It'll be a poor drug addled fool pressed into service by the Russian Mafia.

Yeah, but I bet (s)he could still find a picture of norks to pass off as her own...

exactly Pseudo.................make he/she work for their money!! We want norks!!

[Dutchy]

99% chance its a bloke anyway!

[Psyber]

I might pay $2000 for the Debbie Tanner in the picture.
Fit women have always been my thing...

[Booney]

Pseudo, let's be honest, the person on the end of this email is not likely to be a Kiwi/Aussie ingenue.
It'll be a poor drug addled fool pressed into service by the Russian Mafia.

Yeah, but I bet (s)he could still find a picture of norks to pass off as her own...

exactly Pseudo.................make he/she work for their money!! We want norks!!

There you go,just follow the sign...

[Dogwatcher]

Rob

There is no other way you can help except sending money to me via western union. Are you willing to send the money today or not?

Deb

Deb, I am unable to send the money today, I'm sorry.
I've organised a loan with my bank, Commonwealth Bank, and they are dealing with it as quick as they can.
Can I send you a bank draft? The bank has said they can get it through quicker if we do it that way.

R.

[A Mum]

"Are you willing to send the money today or not"

Gee, she's getting a bit pushy there...lol

And she dodged the 'is this you' question.
You should tell her you're starting to get skeptical