Emergency dilemma - scam email.

[The Ash Man]

You will be requested to sing the first 3 bars of "Hero" by Mariah Carey,do you know the song?

Make her/him hum Waltzing Matilda!
I doubt u can cheat off google with humming!!

[smithy]

She's living at the German Consulate ???

German Consulate

16 Eglinton Crescent, Edinburgh, EH12 5DG Tel: 0131-337 2323
http://www.visitscotland.com/guide/travel/library/embassies-consulates

[mighty_tiger_79]

come on, updates??????????

surely something has happened!!!!!!!

this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[Dogwatcher]

Rob,

Question; what is your pet's name?
Answer; Puppy

Make sure you send it today.

Deb


Rob

Have you send the money?

Deb

[Dogwatcher]

D,

My sweet, I am hoping the money can be sent to you tomorrow.
It's taking Western Union some time to send because it is a public holiday here.
Please tell me how you are going, i'm very concerned for your welfare.
Are you warm, it must be cold there!
Please let me know how you are.

Sending money tomorrow.

R.

[Dogwatcher]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

[Mic]

Say that you have terrible news - your bank account has been illegally emptied! Your bank has told you that the 10 grand that was in there has been stolen by an unknown source, most likely from an Internet/e-mail scam. You are devastated because not only is your savings now gone, but you are now unable to help honest people like her who really need it.

[MW]

Propose to her in the next email

[Kahuna]

Similar to Mic's idea,how about telling her that you have been contacted by the Nigerian Minister of Finance and he is going to deposit $35,000,000 in cash into your account at a cost of the $2000 that Deb was going to get.Tell her if she can wait an extra day or two you will send her 2,000,000 instead.

[JK]

I like Mic's idea .. Perhaps close by asking Deb if she can return the 2k you've sent her once the funds clear?

[Big Phil]

I'm loving this, it is classic !!!!

[johntheclaret]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

I liked the idea of getting her, soory I mean, his, bank details and then give them to the Nigerian lottery scam.

I am terribly sorry about the delay Debs, It is causing me some concern that you are in such dire straits and I am not coming through for you. I am desperate to get the money to you and Western Union are just making it difficult for me. I have the money now so if you can send me your bank details, I can arrange a telegraphic transfer. My bank tells me this will put the money into your account within 2 hours.

then you casn pass it onto the Nigerians

[Groover]

haha this sounds like my sort of thread! comedy gold!

[JK]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

I liked the idea of getting her, soory I mean, his, bank details and then give them to the Nigerian lottery scam.

I am terribly sorry about the delay Debs, It is causing me some concern that you are in such dire straits and I am not coming through for you. I am desperate to get the money to you and Western Union are just making it difficult for me. I have the money now so if you can send me your bank details, I can arrange a telegraphic transfer. My bank tells me this will put the money into your account within 2 hours.

then you casn pass it onto the Nigerians

Whats the bet if he did that, once he gave the Nigerians the bank details they'd reply to him "Is that you Rob?"

[Pidge]

This is quite an amusing thread

[JAS]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

I liked the idea of getting her, soory I mean, his, bank details and then give them to the Nigerian lottery scam.

I am terribly sorry about the delay Debs, It is causing me some concern that you are in such dire straits and I am not coming through for you. I am desperate to get the money to you and Western Union are just making it difficult for me. I have the money now so if you can send me your bank details, I can arrange a telegraphic transfer. My bank tells me this will put the money into your account within 2 hours.

then you casn pass it onto the Nigerians

Whats the bet if he did that, once he gave the Nigerians the bank details they'd reply to him "Is that you Rob?"

Nah Nigerians are so last year. My money is on them being East Europeans...you should see the ones that go door to door round here trying to scam anyone they can...bloody mongrels

Regards
JAS

[Hondo]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

Why don't your turn into the jilted lover? Turn a bit bunny boiler

Why did you turn? A good friend suggested to you that this could be a scam and you discovered a similar email was sent to your brother asking for money.

You are consequently devestated by the deception and hurtful abuse of your feelings.

Deb, deb, surely what you are saying is true? I want to believe you, my love. Deb, Deb I need you. Eveything breath I take I think of you and your horrible predicament. From now on, every vow you break and every move you make I'll be watching you.

R

PS: I am typing this from the airport. I have put the money towards a plane ticket to come over and see you in person. I know you are propably a scammer but i cling to the hope that fate put us together and that our love is true.

Something like that ....

[JAS]

Okay guys, I don't reckon I'm going to be able to hold on to this for much longer.
I think they'll be realising this is a waste of time soon.

So.......if the next is to be the last, we want it to be good. Ideas?

Why don't your turn into the jilted lover? Turn a bit bunny boiler

Why did you turn? A good friend suggested to you that this could be a scam and you discovered a similar email was sent to your brother asking for money.

You are consequently devestated by the deception and hurtful abuse of your feelings.

Deb, deb, surely what you are saying is true? I want to believe you, my love. Deb, Deb I need you. Eveything breath I take I think of you and your horrible predicament. From now on, every vow you break and every move you make I'll be watching you.

R

PS: I am typing this from the airport. I have put the money towards a plane ticket to come over and see you in person. I know you are propably a scammer but i cling to the hope that fate put us together and that our love is true.

Something like that ....

Yep that should prove it's a scam...cos only another bloke would believe that much bs

Regards
JAS

[A Mum]

I think scam the scammers

Time to say...

Great news Deb, the money has succesfully been transfered !!
Make sure you let me know once you've received it !!

If you don't get a courtesy email back saying thankyou,
then you start emailing 'her' hourly like you've been jilted.

[Psyber]

I like that idea A Mum. Brilliant.
With a bit of luck "her" employers will soon be saying, "OK what did you do with our money. It was sent!"