SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)

[Lightning McQueen]

You gotta laugh at some of the locals that pass through, the trail bike count was down in 2008 though. I remember having to call the police one day because a paro woman was playing with herself while she made herself comfy sitting in the Golden Grove coaches box.

[Lightning McQueen]

The Eureka Tavern is a classy establishment my friend...

Yeah they would have to be Saturday night games I guess with the opposition travel, but from what I remember of junior footy there wasn't really any trouble seeing the ball.

The train station is much worse

That was what sprung to my mind, I went to a Reds game a couple of weeks ago by train, there was trouble at that station on the way there and then again on the way back.

[Pag]

The Eureka Tavern is a classy establishment my friend...

Yeah they would have to be Saturday night games I guess with the opposition travel, but from what I remember of junior footy there wasn't really any trouble seeing the ball.

The train station is much worse

That was what sprung to my mind, I went to a Reds game a couple of weeks ago by train, there was trouble at that station on the way there and then again on the way back.

Sounds about right. Having a pub on each side of the station probably doesn't help.

[LaughingKookaburra]

at the bird flicking her bean on the GG bench

[Drop Bear]

:lol: at the bird flicking her bean on the GG bench

Could have been their trainer.

[LaughingKookaburra]

LMAO

[Lightning McQueen]

:lol: at the bird flicking her bean on the GG bench

Wasn't as appealling as it sounds, great phone call to the cops though, I was chairman at the time and had to do the honours.

"Hello, Elizabeth Police Station" A young lady answered.
"Hi, I'm calling from Smithfield Oval, there's an extremely drunk lady playing with herself right next to our oval"
"Oh, what does she look like, can you describe her"
"Not very good, otherwise I wouldn't be ringing you"

Apparently she had been ushered away from the shopping centre fiftenn minutes beforehand by the police.

[LaughingKookaburra]

Haha,very good stuff.

[Jimmy_041]

I am not sure I can resist telling a similar story - very bad and could get me banned for years

I'll PM it if you want

You just want to see me banned Felch..

[Felch]

Surely telling a story could not get you banned...

[Jimmy_041]

I can feel FC's breath on the back of my neck....

She's hovering with intent

[blackcat]

Surely telling a story could not get you banned...

One way to find out.

[Felch]

C'mon, try your luck...

[HH3]

If you get banned we'll start a petition...

[blackcat]

Come on don't be weak. Or as your good mate Shrek would say "you college poof"

[emerson]

Yeah, tell the story....
Banned people get a second chance these days.....
Plead guilty, make out ur remorseful, blame being drunk and state you had psych issues..... it works in the real courts......

[Jimmy_041]

Yeah, tell the story....
Banned people get a second chance these days.....
Plead guilty, make out ur remorseful, blame being drunk and state you had psych issues..... it works in the real courts......

On its way emo.............

[Footy Chick]

Why am I breathing on your neck?

[Jimmy_041]

The Grim Reaper

[Jimmy_041]

The Grim Reaper

See - I told you she is everywhere