Para Hills Football Club

[THACHY_7]

that didn't really turn out how I'd planned, hope you can work it out!!

Wat didnt turn out how you planned?
Your BATTING?
Your BOWLING?
Your FIELDING
OR
Your CAPTAINCY?

4 facets of the game you struggled with yesterday..

[THACHY_7]

Just wondering if you have a match report for the game???
who won
individual performances?

THE 20/20 MATCH REPORT..

The black team won the toss and elected to bat first on the rock hard batsmen friendly astro turf wicket.. They sent in "the silver fox" and "mad magazine" and these 2 strategically took the power play in the 1st over. They were shit scared of wat was to come and Lynton came out with a yellow helmet which had imprinted “hit me”.. From the outset the black team looked to be taking the game a little too seriously.. Nurturing the ball around for gay singles and not taking any risks while the field was up. The only highlight that came from the first over was hooky’s one handed catch to remove the silver fox.. Then came some of "Trojans" terrible captaincy moves.. He brought on Hooky and then Frank from the poofter street end and they got dispatched all over the park.. The partnership could have been a lot more had big Flynny not stemmed the flow of runs. During his sharp 1 over spell he managed to send down an absolute ripsnorter of a short ball which was goin straight towards Lynton’s boil/cyss on his neck. Luckily for Lynton he got some glove on it and luckily for the fielding side the boil/cyss didn’t pop.
The next pair to enter was Splodgey and Rebbdogg.. These 2 did sweet f**k all and offered the red team with a little bit of hope.. Not much to report on here however the red team pegged the score back dramatically thanks mainly to V.Thach’s 1/0 of his fiery first over and J.Nuske’s warney like leg spinners .. The game changing moment came when umpire S.Mullholland-officiating in his first 20/20 game gave rebbdogg the benefit of the doubt. The ball trickled to the boundary and Rebbdogg turned for a 2nd taking on the fielder.. The fielder was V.Thach, the throw was rocket like, and the result was the batsmen 3-4m short of his crease.. The red team was in disbelief and the 100 strong crowd was stunned. Terrible call by Mullholland and I doubt he’ll be officiating in a Para Hills 20/20 again.
Next to enter was Shane Hanson and some one else (Dale) .. I’ll call him someone else cos Shane hogged the strike.. Good individual performance by Hanson who top scored for the day with 41.. But the majority of his runs came off 1 expensive over.. The bowler in question was The Trojan War.. He came off his long run up (3m) and got absolutely spanked all over the park. Trojan and his half trackers netted Hanson and his black team a lazy 21 runs.. If bringing yourself on and getting spanked wasn’t bad enough his next captaincy call wasn’t much better, he brought on the new kid on the block Jake, who probably wont train Tuesday cos he’s suffering from a sore neck from seeing the ball go straight back over his head too many times.. By this stage I had conceded the match and decided to field in the one position ( in the shade, boundary side, next to the beers) and don’t really have much to report on seeing as I was talking to the opposition batsmen for the remaining 10 or so overs and ended up pretty blind. The last few overs I did manage to see a classic G.Olds rapture like catch, a one handed catch by V.Thach whilst the beer was in his left hand and big Tim hitting R.Mamerow in the head with a bouncer.

Top 3 Fielders
M.Hayhurst: toiled hard all day and conceded at least 30 runs wherever he fielded and was go to man for the batting side
Trojan: barely sighted all day and failed to dive or bend over unless the ball was hit straight to him and even then he thought about letting the sweeper field it.
Jake Levy: Wat can I say, he dropped a couple of sitters but gave it his all. Lucky he’s got a good lookin missus, cos that took my attention away from his poor fielding.

I’ll leave vintage red or hanno to write the match report of the black teams fielding…

[the trojan war]

Gold!!

[FlyBug$]

Was GOLD dont think the black team could come up with a better one then that thachy7

[the big cheese]

now kilburn have gone up..you boys be even more excited about this season. better make room in your trophy cabinet! still on track??

[the wizard]

saw a few of the boys on the weekend from para hills, seem to be confident and looking fit especially the boat.would of won cards flybugs if your missus had stopped playing with my leg.

[FlyBug$]

saw a few of the boys on the weekend from para hills, seem to be confident and looking fit especially the boat.would of won cards flybugs if your missus had stopped playing with my leg.

I am in good form in poker won $225 last 2 weekends who having poker game this week need more money for future music. Definitly we are looking good. good numbers on the track, everyone beating there times on the sweat track and beat test. looking forward to our first hitout against pooraka in fortnights time.

[THACHY_7]

I MISS CAPITALS

[Footy Chick]

I dont

[aceman]

saw a few of the boys on the weekend from para hills, seem to be confident and looking fit especially the boat.would of won cards flybugs if your missus had stopped playing with my leg.

I am in good form in poker won $225 last 2 weekends who having poker game this week need more money for future music. Definitly we are looking good. good numbers on the track, everyone beating there times on the sweat track and beat test. looking forward to our first hitout against pooraka in fortnights time.

beat test

Can you enlighten me on what is a "beat test"
Who do you beat and how hard do you beat them?

[ForTheLoveOfFooty]

now kilburn have gone up..you boys be even more excited about this season. better make room in your trophy cabinet! still on track??

I heard a rumour "The Big Cheese" has been out watching the lads at PHFC. Could that be true??

[the big cheese]

now kilburn have gone up..you boys be even more excited about this season. better make room in your trophy cabinet! still on track??

I heard a rumour "The Big Cheese" has been out watching the lads at PHFC. Could that be true??

haha nope not yet. might go watch a trial game tho. 75% certain ill b back next year in the big reds camp

[hanno_7]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

[Bando]

i think ill have to come down to watch him dance around the pooraka boys

[THACHY_7]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

Think you're on the money here hanno...
If last internal is anything to go by, expect another SUPERGOAL!!!!!

[THACHY_7]

i think ill have to come down to watch him dance around the pooraka boys

And dance he will

[the trojan war]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

Think you're on the money here hanno...
If last internal is anything to go by, expect another SUPERGOAL!!!!!

With the ruck division being bolstered this week, those supergoals might come straight off the hands of a very un mobile tap ruckman!

[hanno_7]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

Think you're on the money here hanno...
If last internal is anything to go by, expect another SUPERGOAL!!!!!

With the ruck division being bolstered this week, those supergoals might come straight off the hands of a very un mobile tap ruckman!

out of interest what will the playing weight be for the ruckman, i no one would be lucky to weigh 80kg wat bout the other??? will the ruckman in question leave the square at any stage???

[X Runna]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

Think you're on the money here hanno...
If last internal is anything to go by, expect another SUPERGOAL!!!!!

With the ruck division being bolstered this week, those supergoals might come straight off the hands of a very un mobile tap ruckman!

out of interest what will the playing weight be for the ruckman, i no one would be lucky to weigh 80kg wat bout the other??? will the ruckman in question leave the square at any stage???

Will the ruckman leave the Circle at some stage is more to the point.

[the trojan war]

Big rumour the back pocket will be released this weekend??

Think you're on the money here hanno...
If last internal is anything to go by, expect another SUPERGOAL!!!!!

With the ruck division being bolstered this week, those supergoals might come straight off the hands of a very un mobile tap ruckman!

out of interest what will the playing weight be for the ruckman, i no one would be lucky to weigh 80kg wat bout the other??? will the ruckman in question leave the square at any stage???

Weight doesn't seem to be an issue for this young fella, the coaching staff must be very happy and confident with his fitness as I've heard he's playing both games, huge effort! Unless the club has organised a chuck wagon to go out to the centre I think you'll find he'll leave the square at some stage to grab a pie......... or 4!