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the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby Jimmy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:52 am

word is that young jessica isnt so innocent afterall and the divorce was because of her shagging johnny knoxville and dane cook (with dane giving her a nasty infection)

poor young jessica is now known as 'yeasty'

its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:
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Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby zipzap » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:39 am

Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


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Postby Dissident » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:06 am

Dane Cook is KING.
Love his comedy
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Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby Wedgie » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:04 pm

zipzap wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


How is John Michael Howsen?


lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MightyEagles » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:30 pm

I hear that the real reason was Jess slept with me and a few female friends of hers a whole lot of times. :lol: :lol: :twisted: :wink:
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Postby heater31 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:54 pm

If Jonny Knoxville wasn't shaging her on the set of that movie he was gay. Ive only just picked up my jaw off the ground after seeing that film clip.




any other truth's you would like to divulge Jimmy? :wink:
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Postby ORDoubleBlues » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:39 pm

Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.
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Postby Punk Rooster » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:12 pm

ORDoubleBlues wrote:Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.

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Postby Jimmy » Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:09 am

Punk Rooster wrote:
ORDoubleBlues wrote:Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.

I hope she got taken to the cleaners


well, she needs to since she has crabs ;)
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Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby Jimmy » Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:27 am

zipzap wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


How is John Michael Howsen?


ok im lost, fill me in?
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Postby Jimmy » Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:28 am

heater31 wrote:any other truth's you would like to divulge Jimmy? :wink:


he was the one who reported the Pauline Hansen saga and put the idea of her running as an independent in her head...:D
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Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:07 am

Jimmy wrote:
ok im lost, fill me in?


Very well-known local entertainment reporter - been on TV for as long as I can remember.

Also, a rank failure as a filmmaker.

Did I mention that he makes Liberace look straight?
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Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

Postby Jimmy » Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:57 am

Magpiespower wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
ok im lost, fill me in?


Very well-known local entertainment reporter - been on TV for as long as I can remember.

Also, a rank failure as a filmmaker.

Did I mention that he makes Liberace look straight?


ok, gotcha ;)
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