- ignore our requirements & make patrons walk right around to the other end of the ground
open up the bars near the Scoreboard Bar
set up a few caravans on the hill
Hopefully someone has their thinking caps on & opens up all kiosks & bars available (you know, SERVICE...)
As a side note, I went to the Norwood v Sturt game, & upon purchasing hot chips, asked for some plain salt- "No, you don't need anyway, chef puts in on for you"
Me "No, I would actually like to put some salt on myself thanks"
AO "Well only chef has it" (I felt like asking her whether salt is a vital ingredient for bomb-making or something...)
I then approach "Chef"...
"I'd like some salt thanks"
"We put it on for you"
"Listen, just get me the salt"
"Chef" comes back with chicken salt.
"No, I'd actually just prefer plain salt thanks"
"We don't have any..."
I felt like throwing the chips at them, but seeing as I maxed out my credit card just to buy them, was forced to eat them.