Have you ever.....

[LMA]

No

Have you ever spewed on a plane

[Choccies]

No

Have you ever spewed on a plane

No.... but my workmate got spewed on once !!!!! Had to sit the whole flight smelling like someone elses chunder.... The guys was so pissed he shouldn't have even been let on....

Have you ever driven off with something on the roof of your car ?

[TEX07]

No,

Have you ever taken a crap that touches the water before it breaks?

[silicone skyline]

Yes! In Phuket of all places. Looped around it was glorious!!

Have you ever shat yourself as an adult?

[Q.]

Yes. Was really, really crook. Couldn't move and was incredibly tensed up. Got a locum to come around and have a look at me. Gave me an injection that contained a nice dose of Buscopan - a muscle relaxant. About an hour or so later, feeling rather better, I decided to let a big fart go, only I didn't realise that the Buscopan would would relax ALL my muscles. Needless to say I had no sphincter control and there was quite a mess.

Have you ever tried to swallow a whole banana?

[Bully]

speaking about spewing on planes, i was flying back from Cairns to Brisbane last year, and there was a guy who was up the front of the plane, i was at the back and hee got up during take off to go use the toilet. The flight attendants told him to sit down, but he must have been busting as when the seat belt sign was turned off once we wwere at a safe height he got up again to use the toilet, but he had to wait so he stood next to my seat whilst waiting and he must have sh*t himself because it stank. Everyone around me could smell it, it was so bad a woman spewed because of it. I would have not liked being the person sitting next to him for the 2 hours flight after that.

[silicone skyline]

Yes. Was really, really crook. Couldn't move and was incredibly tensed up. Got a locum to come around and have a look at me. Gave me an injection that contained a nice dose of Buscopan - a muscle relaxant. About an hour or so later, feeling rather better, I decided to let a big fart go, only I didn't realise that the Buscopan would would relax ALL my muscles. Needless to say I had no sphincter control and there was quite a mess.

Have you ever tried to swallow a whole banana?

This is linked to both spewing on planes and shitting yourself as an adult.
On our flight back from Phuket I must have eaten some dodgy airplane food.
Made me really crook on the six-hour flight from Singapore.
Spewing and shitting at the same time, it was atrocious.
My body ached, the flight just drrrraaaaggged on.
Anyway, we finally got back and I slept for about 20 hours, not eating anything, just drank a glass of orange juice.
I made a conscious effort not to fart the whole time, but some 24 hours sleep later, as I was just waking up, I felt a morning fart brewing.
I mistakenly leant on it and shat the bed. It wasn't pleasant, shit went everywhere.
I rolled over and said "Honey, I've just shat the bed."
She goes: "What?"
"I just shat the bed."
"Oh, ok."

She actually took it really well. Lol.
Not a pleasant job cleaning it though.

I have never tried to swallow a whole banana, nor do I intend to.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?

[Q.]

Classic stuff SS. At least I only covered the inside of my track pants, you messed up a whole bed!!!

Oh, the banana thing, it was a high school dare - wouldn't do it again

[silicone skyline]

Was naked. Shit went everywhere.

[Q.]

I hope no-one is reading this and eating breakfast at the same time.

[silicone skyline]

Same.

[Q.]

speaking about spewing on planes, i was flying back from Cairns to Brisbane last year, and there was a guy who was up the front of the plane, i was at the back and hee got up during take off to go use the toilet. The flight attendants told him to sit down, but he must have been busting as when the seat belt sign was turned off once we wwere at a safe height he got up again to use the toilet, but he had to wait so he stood next to my seat whilst waiting and he must have sh*t himself because it stank. Everyone around me could smell it, it was so bad a woman spewed because of it. I would have not liked being the person sitting next to him for the 2 hours flight after that.

Kinda reminds me of:

But the worst thing I ever done,
I mixed up fake puke at home...

...and I went to this movie theater,
hid the puke in my jacket...

...climbed up to the balcony...

...and then I made a noise like this...

And then I dumped it over the side...

...on all the people
in the audience. Then...

Then this was horrible.

All the people started getting sick
and throwing up on each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0&feature=related

[Q.]

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?

Roshambo style? No. Don't think I've accidently been kicked there either. Did have the misfortune of going out to bat one day and getting hit there first ball. Did I mention I forgot to put my box on?

Have you ever kick someone else in the nuts?

[Footy Chick]

speaking about spewing on planes, i was flying back from Cairns to Brisbane last year, and there was a guy who was up the front of the plane, i was at the back and hee got up during take off to go use the toilet. The flight attendants told him to sit down, but he must have been busting as when the seat belt sign was turned off once we wwere at a safe height he got up again to use the toilet, but he had to wait so he stood next to my seat whilst waiting and he must have sh*t himself because it stank. Everyone around me could smell it, it was so bad a woman spewed because of it. I would have not liked being the person sitting next to him for the 2 hours flight after that.

Kinda reminds me of:

But the worst thing I ever done,
I mixed up fake puke at home...

...and I went to this movie theater,
hid the puke in my jacket...

...climbed up to the balcony...

...and then I made a noise like this...

And then I dumped it over the side...

...on all the people
in the audience. Then...

Then this was horrible.

All the people started getting sick
and throwing up on each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0&feature=related

That reminds me of the "Lardass" story in Stand Be Me... " A complete and total Barf-o-rama"

Yes, I have kicked someone in the balls. Accidently

[A Mum]

Have you ever/Did you ever wag school??

[hearts on fire]

No.

Have you ever been naked whilst posting on safooty.net?

[silicone skyline]

No. But there will be a time and a place.

Have you ever sunbaked nude?

[LMA]

No.

Have you ever got lost at IKEA ?

[jackpot jim]

sort of, more that i had NFI where i was going.

Have you ever bought some of the crap they sell at IKEA?

[A Mum]

Not unless you're talking about the $1 hotdogs

Have you ever won more than $1000 on lotto??