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by **silicone skyline** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:09 pm

I have done the town bike thing before. She was pretty decent.

Oh, it says famous, not infamous. :lol:

by **Drop Bear** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:19 pm

silicone skyline wrote:I have done the town bike thing before. She was pretty decent.

Oh, it says famous, not infamous.

nothing wrong with chalking up an easy one SS. :lol:

by **silicone skyline** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:21 pm

Interesting phrase "chalking up". :lol:

by **silicone skyline** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:22 pm

The thread title doesn't specify whether you have to physically be with them. In that case where do I start? :lol:

by **tiger07andbeyond** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:40 pm

I did it with a Burgoyne lady once when she was drunk

by **Felch** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:19 pm

tiger07andbeyond wrote:I did it with a Burgoyne lady once when she was drunk

Thats a bit unfair, they may not be the toughest players going around but to say Shaun and Peter are woman is a bit rich...

by **Drop Bear** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:27 pm

tiger07andbeyond wrote:I did it with a Burgoyne lady once when she was drunk

You "did it". That's classic.
Define "it"! :lol:

by JK » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:36 pm

Jenifer Aniston, Kate Hudson and Elizabeth Hurley .. Does it still count if they weren't there at the time though?

by **Baron Greenback** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:37 pm

What about drawing Jennifer Lopez on your hand. Surely that counts...

by JK » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:38 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:What about drawing Jennifer Lopez on your hand. Surely that counts...

ROFLMFAO

by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:41 pm

by Q. » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:42 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:What about drawing Jennifer Lopez on your hand. Surely that counts...

by Q. » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:44 pm

Too quick DW. Burst out laughing recollecting the scene where Cartman's Jennifer Lopez gives Ben Affleck a head job!!

by **shoe boy** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:59 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Jenifer Aniston, Kate Hudson and Elizabeth Hurley .. Does it still count if they weren't there at the time though?

Very good I have had Pamela Anderson also at that venue?? But Jane the weather girl Riley long time ago

by JK » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:03 pm

I actually had an umm, encounter, with someone who was the spitting image of Jennifer Connelly, if lookalikes count.

by **silicone skyline** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:13 pm

Quichey wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:What about drawing Jennifer Lopez on your hand. Surely that counts...

Taco flavoured kisses for my Ben.

by **silicone skyline** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:18 pm

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

[dialogue]
Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera noises in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:23 pm

Quichey wrote:Too quick DW.

I AM NOT too quick thank you very much!

by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:26 pm

I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford!

by **Baron Greenback** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:50 pm

I rooted Shane Crawford

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