A joke

[Sojourner]

A young blonde woman in Adelaide was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Rundle Mall car Park.

She went up to the top level of the car park bridge and was about to leap
onto the bitumen below, when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the
edge of the car park, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so
much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow
you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did
she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new Meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a Lifeboat. From then on,
every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away" she explained
"I get food and free passage to Europe, and he's Screwing me."

"He certainly is," the Captain said. - "this is The Popeye…..”

[Drop Bear]

Hahaha. Nice one!