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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:15 am

Word on the street is that the "B" in "Humphrey B Bear" stands for "Bastard". This probably stems from the fact that Humphrey is difficult to work with, often turning up late for work, and making outrageous demands, like requiring 4 pounds of fresh raw salmon and a bottle of imported water before every performance.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Barto » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:06 pm

They need to have Humphrey working with a couple of hot chicks so dad's will get involved with their kids. Kind of like how Hi-5 make their money.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby JK » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:17 pm

Barto wrote:They need to have Humphrey working with a couple of hot chicks so dad's will get involved with their kids. Kind of like how Hi-5 make their money.


Reminds me of a good Easter Bunny email I saw recently :D
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:42 pm

Barto wrote:They need to have Humphrey working with a couple of hot chicks so dad's will get involved with their kids. Kind of like how Hi-5 make their money.


Kind of how Kellie from Hi 5 makes her money. damn her Ralph shoot was amazing
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby smac » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:14 pm

Have heard Mc/Mc Foundation are considering buying the rights. Not sure what I think of it, just passing on what I have heard.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:37 am

Is Humphrey relevant to kids today?

When I was a kid I always thought he was a d***head...
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:45 am

Let him go to Monarto and run free to live his days out in peace.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:22 am

Booney wrote:Let him go to Monarto and run free to live his days out in peace.


He'll get mugged by a lion for his tartan coat and top hat.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Pseudo » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:37 am

Booney wrote:Let him go to Monarto and run free to live his days out in peace.

GOLD!
If only there were a few female kid's TV mascots we could throw into the pen with him. He could live out his golden years as a stud.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:40 am

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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:17 pm

Doesn't he hibernate during winter. I heard he might be teaming up with Marty Monster for a return.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:25 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Doesn't he hibernate during winter. I heard he might be teaming up with Marty Monster for a return.



Poor Marty Monster, don't stick him in Monarto, everything will try and hump his leg :lol:
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:36 pm

Apparently Hump3 has just re-hashed an old song that he's singing, it's The Blue Danube.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Mr Magoo » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:29 pm

Humphrey is a mute Bear. Actually not even that, a human dressed as a bear with clothes on. Passed his use by date, like Mr Squiggle, Horse and carts, Model T Fords and John Howard.
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:34 pm

Mr Magoo wrote:Humphrey is a mute Bear. Actually not even that, a human dressed as a bear with clothes on. Passed his use by date, like Mr Squiggle, Horse and carts, Model T Fords and John Howard.
Move on


No schit hey? :lol:

A bit like Mr.Magoo, not really real... 8)
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Mr Magoo » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:47 pm

Booney wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Humphrey is a mute Bear. Actually not even that, a human dressed as a bear with clothes on. Passed his use by date, like Mr Squiggle, Horse and carts, Model T Fords and John Howard.
Move on


No schit hey? :lol:

A bit like Mr.Magoo, not really real... 8)



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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:50 pm

Mr Magoo wrote:Humphrey is a mute Bear. Actually not even that, a human dressed as a bear with clothes on. Passed his use by date, like Mr Squiggle, Horse and carts, Model T Fords and John Howard.
Move on


Yeah right, I think you need your eyes checked Mr Magoo
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Mr Magoo » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Humphrey is a mute Bear. Actually not even that, a human dressed as a bear with clothes on. Passed his use by date, like Mr Squiggle, Horse and carts, Model T Fords and John Howard.
Move on


Yeah right, I think you need your eyes checked Mr Magoo


No need to get them checked...my eyesight is poor
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:10 pm

Ahh Magoo, you've done it again. ;)
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Re: Humphrey B Bear

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:12 pm

Booney wrote:Ahh Magoo, you've done it again. ;)


=D> =D>
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