What the...?

[Wedgie]

"The Southern Expressway is open!"

[Aerie]

"Hopa one, Hopa two, Hopa......"

[Punk Rooster]

"and this is what we did at training in Sydney..."

[Booney]

Is this the exlusive "inner sanctum" we hear about at footy clubs?

[MagicKiwi]

Not sure but I can't see anything wrong with young men in tight pants.

[smac]

Does anyone remember the song from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"?

We're men, we're men in tights...

[Pseudo]

"You keep coming to me
I can dig your dynamite
Know the way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy, crazy for you

Second time you moved me
It's time for us to Boom Boom
You can come right close to me
And feel the burning fire
All the time you got me
It's fine for us to boom boom
If you see the spark in me
And feel my strong desire

Boom Boom Boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right "

[Wedgie]

Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

We got some places to see
I brought all the maps with me
So jump right in...Ain't no sin
Take a ride in my machine

City traffic movin' way too slow
Drop the pedal and go...go...go

Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
In my pink cadillac
Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Ain't we ridin' on the freeway of love
In my pink Cadillac?

Never you mind the exit signs
We got lots of time
We can't quit 'til we get
To the other side

With the radio playin' our song
We keep rollin' on
Who knows how far a car can get
Before you think about slowin' on down

City traffic movin' way too slow
Drop the pedal and go...go...go

[Wedgie]

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe

[Chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out
with your Camel Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

[Punk Rooster]

insert* lyrics for Tainted Love

[Dog_ger]

Oh Dear...!

[Dog_ger]

Termites Punk...!

[Pseudo]

Driving down those city streets,
Waiting to get down,
Won't you take your big machine,
Somewhere in this town?

Now in the parking lot garage,
I found a proper place,
Just follow all the written rules,
You'll fit into the space.

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.


Pull up, to it, don't drive, through it,
Back it, up twice, now that, fit's nice.

Operate around the clock,
Slow it if you come in?
I've got lot's of space for everyone,
One for you my friend?

My Lines are short I'll fix you up
so won't you please come on,
Shiny sleek machine you wheled,
I've got to blow your horn.

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.

Pull up to it, don't drive through it,
Back it, up twice, now that fits nice,
Race it, straighten it, let me lubricate,
Pull up to my bumper baby.

[Wedgie]

[MW]

this is getting disturbing...

[Rushby Hinds]

Do you think he could still jump this high?

[MW]

He coulda worn those colours this year

[PortAdelaideProud]

Do you think he could still jump this high?

Only if you hung a cheeseburger above his head.

[the tractor]

Honestly, why would you let someone take a photo of you like that?????????
Do they have a few drinky-poo's before training down south!

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[PortAdelaideProud]

Honestly, why would you let someone take a photo of you like that?????????
Do they have a few drinky-poo's before training down south!

"Does my bum look big in this?"

It is awefully disturbing.