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Postby prowling panther » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:56 pm

There are many things that we have not done and many things we have done:-

BUT.... what are the things that cant be done?

Can you....Milk Arrowroot biscuits?
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby dedja » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:22 am

get any action after 17 years of marriage ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby JK » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:27 am

Lick your elbow?
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby GWW » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:37 am

Fold a piece of paper over....umm 6 times?
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby prowling panther » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:39 am

sit on your own lap!
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby SABRE » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:52 am

Apparently, the correct placement of an apostrophe, when shortening the word cannot.
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Bully » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:05 am

GWW wrote:Fold a piece of paper over....umm 6 times?



the mythbusters proved you can fold paper more then six times, they did it 11 times, mind you the paper was as big as a air craft carrier hanger
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Pseudo » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:11 am

Constance_Perm wrote:Lick your elbow?

Reading the above sentence without then giving it a try :lol:
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Pseudo » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:12 am

SABRE wrote:Apparently, the correct placement of an apostrophe, when shortening the word cannot.
;)

You're saying it can't be done correctly?
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Johno6 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:08 pm

Lose a grand final by 119 points.............oh hang on.
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby aceman » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:17 pm

Try kissing your own ring! Not the one on your finger but the one you sit on!
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:45 pm

- Cheer for Lleyton Hewitt

- Have a team "for all South Australians"

- Like anything about Geelong
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby MW » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:41 pm

Go a day without logging onto this website
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Dog_ger » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:25 pm

Find an alien....?
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

What is happening to our SANFL guys...
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby heater31 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:44 pm

The dishes...............seriously
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby smithy » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:19 pm

Sneeze with your eyes open.
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Thiele » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:09 pm

baracking for the Yoyos
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby JK » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 pm

Eat Taco's without breaking them and having the guts spill everywhere (if any special tips exist, they would be greatly appreciated)
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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby JAS » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:34 pm

You can't tickle yourself

...although I believe very small people known as Neddles are easily tickled by others :lol: ;)

As for the taco's...either eat them only in the privacy of your own home, naked, sitting in the kitchen sink...same way you should eat a ripe mango ;) or change to tortilla's in public...much easier.

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Re: Things that cant be done

Postby Squawk » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:00 am

Barrack for Michael Phelps?

Listen to Anthony Mundine?

Vote for Wilson Tuckey?

Coach South Adelaide ?

Serve the PM a cold meal on a 20 minute flight from Canberra to Sydney?

Log on to adelaide now and expect to get any news updated?

Dislike Roger Federer?

Lose the Ashes?
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