by Rik E Boy » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:21 am
Another day another Blue. Young Blues draftee Levi Casboult was handcuffed and had shitloads of booze poured down his neck. Sorry SB but I couldn't resist this one...
Rock the Casboult*
to the tune of 'Rock the Casbah'
Now Juddy told his boozie men
You have to feed him alcopop
The champers down at Optus way
We don’t spill a bloody drop
The team all took the taxi cab
As they all went on the cruise
Thought they played a straight bat
Until they all got on the booze
Judd pretends that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Juddy says that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
By order of the Swanny
We banned that pisshead hound
Degenerate the draftees
With yet another round
But when Fev was kicked out
The rest were just as dumb
The boys all just got drinking
Stick those rules up your bum
As soon as the Hun
Brought this 5hit to air
Blues fans they began to wail
Judd pretends that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Juddy says that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Now over at the Crownie
Oh! In his jocks pack it in!
The in crowd say it’s cool
To the boozy thing
But this club it lacks direction
Should have gone home after five
The security guards are pissed
To cop that crazy Carlton jive
Judd pretends that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Juddy says that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
The boys said to the draftees
Said you’d better earn your pay
Get on the piss and the cigarettes
Learn the Carlton way
As soon as the blood nut
Had his shoulder on the mend
The jet pilots sent him
To get his arse kicked once again
As soon as Swannie was
Distanced from all of this
The Blueboys all got on the piss
Judd pretends that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Juddy says that he don’t like it
Rock the Casboult
Rock the Casboult
Swannie don't like it
Rock the Casboult
(He says it's not 'culture')
Rock the Casboult
Juddy don't like it
Rock the Casboult
(Fundamentally he can't lead it)
Rock the Casboult
Levi don't like it
Rock the Casboult
(You know he’s really hurling)
Rock the Casboult
regards,
REB
*apologies to The Clash
Last edited by
Rik E Boy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:35 am, edited 2 times in total.