by SCD » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:10 pm
There are only a few drivers I would like to give instructions to and yes I know there are a few looking so see below re my comments to some drivers
P TIDSWELL - Don't worry about a helmet, just put on a cowboy hat!
G BELL - Put your contacts in and stear the damn thing, it's got reins - it's not that hard...
L ALCORN - Horses are like Cars, leave the handbreak on and they don't go quickly - check it before you leave the stables
TJ - Start driving quicker horses (the ones you get on are slower then my horse!!)
T BROWN - Lose some weight, T Brown and S Cowan (who doesn't drive cause he can't tell the difference between a trotter and a pacer) are the only drivers in Australia who weigh more then the horse... mind you L Harvey gets close...
AND LAST
B SCAFFIDI - the fence is the shortest way home and not a bad place to be
But in all seriousness - a few drivers need a hand, but a lot of them are ok...
Port Power has 16 years history at Football Park...
The Port Magpies have 40 years history and the two shall never be confused or combined