Weird things your neighbour used to do (or does do!)

[Strawb]

Living next door to a family of Indians lovely people I am not keen on the Curries they cook. Can stink my place up for days on end.

[Lightning McQueen]

Living next door to a family of Indians lovely people I am not keen on the Curries they cook. Can stink my place up for days on end.

After you've eaten them?

[Johno6]

My neighbour across the rd likes to put her parrot on her shoulder and talk to it as loud as she can at 6am.. She does alot of wierd things... But when i think bout it she probb thinks my house is the weird neiighbours seems my housemate went over there naked one time drunk after skullin a pint of beam and tried to have sex with her... Shes like 60.

Hahahahahahahaha!

mate, any holes a goal!

how'd he go?

the next morning she came over and said to him

"do u remember what u did yesterday? u could of woken up next to this, this morning!
I bet ur glad i said no"

[Lightning McQueen]

My neighbour across the rd likes to put her parrot on her shoulder and talk to it as loud as she can at 6am.. She does alot of wierd things... But when i think bout it she probb thinks my house is the weird neiighbours seems my housemate went over there naked one time drunk after skullin a pint of beam and tried to have sex with her... Shes like 60.

Hahahahahahahaha!

mate, any holes a goal!

how'd he go?

the next morning she came over and said to him

"do u remember what u did yesterday? u could of woken up next to this, this morning!
I bet ur glad i said no"

Happy Gilmore

[Felch]

I've been lucky and had good neighbours (actually, I still haven't seen any of my current neighbours and I've been living here 8 months).

A neighbour at our old house dropped dead in his front lawn about 10 years ago.

When i was a kid, my neighbour got stabbed on our front lawn by some crazed ex-lover of his wife. A few years later his wife killed herself, after about a dozen attempts over a few months.

I take it you've moved away from Alberton since

Haha, it wasnt Alberton but was in the Port area.

[Drop Bear]

My neighbour across the rd likes to put her parrot on her shoulder and talk to it as loud as she can at 6am.. She does alot of wierd things... But when i think bout it she probb thinks my house is the weird neiighbours seems my housemate went over there naked one time drunk after skullin a pint of beam and tried to have sex with her... Shes like 60.

Hahahahahahahaha!

mate, any holes a goal!

how'd he go?

the next morning she came over and said to him

"do u remember what u did yesterday? u could of woken up next to this, this morning!
I bet ur glad i said no"

That's why you never sleep over! Sounds like a classic old bird though.

[Johno6]

Shes like the neighbourhood watch person... she sees and hears everything, hell nosey chick.
has her nose in everything.... EXCEPT when my wheels were stolen off my car the night before i sold it!

it was right out the front of her house, on her side... how does she not here that but she will hear when i have the tv volume on 35 on a saturday night.

[Iron Fist]

Shes like the neighbourhood watch person... she sees and hears everything, hell nosey chick.
has her nose in everything.... EXCEPT when my wheels were stolen off my car the night before i sold it!

it was right out the front of her house, on her side... how does she not here that but she will hear when i have the tv volume on 35 on a saturday night.

she must have stolen them??!

[Johno6]

wouldnt surprise me...

she has a husband that lives in nigeria or something to.. and always asks my house mate if he has any jobs goin for him so he can move over to aus.

[Strawb]

Living next door to a family of Indians lovely people I am not keen on the Curries they cook. Can stink my place up for days on end.

After you've eaten them?

yes but that curry smell hangs around next door

[The Dark Knight]

Leaving washing on the line for days on end, I wonder if they forget about it or not.

[Strawb]

Leaving washing on the line for days on end, I wonder if they forget about it or not.

Why r u eyeing off the smalls

[stampy]

i grew up in oaklands park and when i was 8 this english family moved in next door, this is housing trust btw, they were a bunch of nutcases especially the old man ray, who used to sing at the top of his voice in the shower. He used to have a piano in his garden shed and bang away on it, couldnt play a tune for love or money and one saturday night he was going hammer and tongs so i grabbed a couple of lemons and chucked them on the roof of his shed, BANG BANG and he comes running out of the shed screaming that someone is trying to shoot him, i was pi55ing myself as my dad came outside and the ray wants to know if it was us, me dad says what are you on about ray? old ray carries on to the old man about something hitting his shed maybe bullets, dad - "with that shit your playing i'm not surprised ray" and goes back inside, bloody hilarious

[Punk Rooster]

Leaving washing on the line for days on end, I wonder if they forget about it or not.

i'd class that as normal!

[Dutchy]

My parents came over for dinner last night and Dad said, whats that orange stuff on the back of your car? Go out to find orange spray paint on the back of my white car and on our paved driveway, look next door and see the same paint on their lawn. Ring the door bell, 4 yo girl admits to finding the paint in the bulding site across the road from us and spaying my car

FFS

Anyone have any suggestions how to get it off? Metho?

[Interceptor]

Anyone have any suggestions how to get it off? Metho?

Probably sounds obvious, but I'd take it round to a repair shop and see what they say -couldn't hurt.

[Pseudo]

..... 4 yo girl admits to finding the paint in the bulding site across the road from us and spaying my car

FFS

Anyone have any suggestions how to get it off? Metho?

Use the 4yo girl as a chamois

[smac]

Cut an polish, rub gently. Using the neighbours curtains as a polish cloth.

[stampy]

My parents came over for dinner last night and Dad said, whats that orange stuff on the back of your car? Go out to find orange spray paint on the back of my white car and on our paved driveway, look next door and see the same paint on their lawn. Ring the door bell, 4 yo girl admits to finding the paint in the bulding site across the road from us and spaying my car

FFS

Anyone have any suggestions how to get it off? Metho?

what did the parents have to say? or are they unapproachable, thats unbeleiveable

[Dirko]

..... 4 yo girl admits to finding the paint in the bulding site across the road from us and spaying my car

FFS

Anyone have any suggestions how to get it off? Metho?

Use the 4yo girl as a chamois

Yep, their kid is going to become a Ranga....

Report the matter to police, as a an act of vandalism, and then put in an insurance claim against your neighbour.