by Corona Man » Wed Apr 26, 2023 10:10 am
Lower Eltham Vets Cricket (Golf) Trip Report.
26 old pricks, some who can't play cricket, and many that can't play golf spent 2 days digging holes at the course in Nurmurkah.
Nurmurkah is a 2.5 hour drive from Melbourne, about half an hour North of Shepparton. I am guessing its about another 45 mins to the Vic/NSW border.
Friday - Individual Stableford. Due to Ladies pennant we did not hit off until nearly 2.00pm. As a result our last 2 holes were played in darkness. The presentation of the course was very good. They had the final of their Club Champs the following day. Small green, but quite quick, but very very true. Get them on line & you can walk them in. All on course grog on Friday prepayed from cricket club fines, and every player puts in $10 every game of the season to help subsidise the trip. Needless to say, the golf suffered a bit. I started poorly, duffed my opening drive, much to the amusement of a dozen blokes standing around the 1st tee. Finished with 31 points. Winner had 42 points. Into the club for dinner & we still had $1k tab to get through. Left the joint a bit after midnight. I did my bit to work our way through the tab.
Saturday - Ambrose & a 7.45am tee time...... More than a few sore heads about the place. I bent down to tee my ball up on the first hole. Very nearly over balanced and face planted. Once again my golf was poor. I was no lone ranger here. We had completed the round by 11.30am, which meant beers were on again. Winners trophies distributed, and punters club formed. The next 6 hours on the punt. We drank the club out of Carlton Draught. Fair Effort. Punters club broke even, which was a better result than last trip, so I am told.
Sunday, a quick 9 holes before heading home. The value was excellent $115 a day. For this you got, as much golf as you could play, basic cabin (shared accom), continental breakfast..... plus your dinner..... which was a better than average pub meal/menu. Sensational.
I'll be back next year.
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