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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:09 am

All the Paranormals are just 2 hour long domestics, and they pretty much show all the good bits in the trailer anyway, so you see all the good bits before you watch it anyway.

Was not happy with the person that made me watch the first one.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:50 am

Here I Am

On the ABC last night.

Another 'worthy' glorified student fillum telling a 'story that must be told'.

Should be a law against first-time directors casting non-actors.

One thing for veterans like Ken Loach and Mike Leight to do it.

They know what the hell they're doing.

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Gozu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:43 am

The Human Centipede II (which has just been banned).

A crap movie in almost every way, the first one was better though didn't warrant the hype.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Hefty » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:59 pm

Did anyone catch "The Happening" on One last nite??

Good god.....I will never get that 2 hours back!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:26 pm

Hefty wrote:Did anyone catch "The Happening" on One last nite??

Good god.....I will never get that 2 hours back!!


seen it before, very average!!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby whufc » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:10 pm

Is that the one about the Wind which sweeps through towns.

IF so definatly one of the worse movies i have seen!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Hefty » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:54 am

whufc wrote:Is that the one about the Wind which sweeps through towns.

IF so definatly one of the worse movies i have seen!


Yes that is it!! About an hour in I thought this can only get better.....I thought wrong!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:12 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:29 pm

Great Expectations. I read the book so saw the fillum (the one with Robert De Niro in it) and it should have been called What Expectations or Great **** All because Dickens wouldn't have recognised the tale.

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:59 pm

Hefty wrote:
whufc wrote:Is that the one about the Wind which sweeps through towns.

IF so definatly one of the worse movies i have seen!


Yes that is it!! About an hour in I thought this can only get better.....I thought wrong!!


Biggest piece of Christian/Creationist propaganda I've seen come out of Hollywood. Woeful movie.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:52 am

on tv the other night

The Island

shocker

hostel 3 - didnt enjoy it as much as the others especially towards the end
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:55 am

Ten Empty

Popped up on Ten last night.

Had actually forgotten how bad this movie was.

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:49 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:56 pm

HH3 wrote:All the Paranormals are just 2 hour long domestics, and they pretty much show all the good bits in the trailer anyway, so you see all the good bits before you watch it anyway.

Was not happy with the person that made me watch the first one.


That explains their popularity. 8) Serenity now!

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Worst Movies

Postby White Line Fever » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:35 am

HH3 wrote:All the Paranormals are just 2 hour long domestics, and they pretty much show all the good bits in the trailer anyway, so you see all the good bits before you watch it anyway.

Was not happy with the person that made me watch the first one.



You just say that Koz you were scared
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby rd » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:51 pm

A few nights ago I found on tv - Can't Stop The Music - Village People movie. I remember seeing this as a teenager back in the late 70s and hating it then - 35+ years later and it was still a shocker except for a two second scene of Valerie Perrine in a pool with the Village People - the lads clearly didn't know where to look!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby BIG SEXY » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:22 pm

what about deep blue sea last night? so many holes in that plot i lost count.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:16 am

Lethal Weapon 4

Should've just made Lethal Weapon: The Sitcom instead.

Reboot/reimagining/remake shouldn't be too far off.

With Little Riggs and Butters-Murtaugh continuing the proud family tradition of wearing the shield.

And cameos by Mel and Danny as Grandpa Riggs and Grandpa Murtaugh...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:33 am

White Line Fever wrote:
HH3 wrote:All the Paranormals are just 2 hour long domestics, and they pretty much show all the good bits in the trailer anyway, so you see all the good bits before you watch it anyway.

Was not happy with the person that made me watch the first one.



You just say that Koz you were scared


Nah, paranormal stuff doesnt phase me, because it cant possibly happen...

Something that scuuuured the shit outta me was The Strangers...now THATS a good movie!!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mal » Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:59 am

Any movie where there are too many swear words
Im getting sick of trying to watch movies with enticing previews, that end up littered with filthy disgraceful overused language
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